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Dude leave the flag at home, no one cares you are in kappa sig #shrink
Mike “Juicebox” Alstott
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Mike “Juicebox” Alstott
@PSullivan29181
3 time parlay hitter, never lasted more than 7 minutes in bed, intense cuddler
Joined November 2024
- Do you think anyone here knows that I run a moderately small burner account with 14 followers?
- More play than I’ve gotten all spring break #porn
00:00 - Could white boy Wednesday possibly get any hotter?
- Hasn’t started, waiting for geezer
- Unfortunate they don’t have blue Powerade but still a generational expansion
- Wearing Peter Millar (PM) on the top, Lulu on the bottom, and a chance of a dye in my hands ready to throw #wholetthiswhiteboygethot
- Replying to @516nemoMy mouth is open bubba start spraying like a leaky garden hose and im a poorly maintained garden
- Replying to @PSullivan29181Yes I have a beer gut that puts Peter griffin to shame
- Insane warden type shit right there
