BREAKING: EXCHANGES ARE RUNNING OUT OF ETH
Brain Armstrong says: "its all staked and spread across thousands of L2s, we're struggling to meet demand and theres nothing we can do"
so they live stream hamsters racing and we all bet on which one will win, everything was going well until people started fudding by saying the same racing footage was being replayed on repeat the token price crashed 80% but devs promised they'll buy some more hamsters from the
stop fudding worldcoin, are you actually stupid?
we need tradfi to believe this is a new paradigm, a global currency worth deca-trillions on an Ethereum L2
just go along with it
make threads talking about how excited you and all your family is to meet the orb in person
very hot and erotic take:
depositing USDC into the biggest Uniswap ETH/USDC pool as single sided liquidity with a far out price position that will never be touched
allows you to freely transfer/trade/hold your USDC without risk of being blacklisted. Unless circle decides to
UPDATE: on "Synthetix daily active users up 4,500% YoY on the back of perps expansion"
back to 200 users per day after Optimism quests ended
this tweet wont get the 30 retweets and 200 likes tho
this burns
i bought $RPL for $0.30 in 2019
i would have outperformed my current portfolio had i of just held this and not done anything
so in a way, the last 2 years of my life have been entirely pointless and i should have done nothing
good job ive made some amazing