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POOPSCRUFFIN4U (alpha male)
@POOPSCRUFFIN4U
i can't read or count. triple threat, baybeeeeee
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    POOPSCRUFFIN4U (alpha male)
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    Jan 9, 2020
    Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of "Lean on Me" made entirely of samples of Homer saying "d'oh".
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    POOPSCRUFFIN4U (alpha male)
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    Jun 13, 2022
    congrats to drugs on winning the war on drugs!
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    POOPSCRUFFIN4U (alpha male)
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    Jan 12, 2022
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    POOPSCRUFFIN4U (alpha male)
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    Sep 25, 2021
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    POOPSCRUFFIN4U (alpha male)
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    Nov 3, 2021
    every fucking time
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    POOPSCRUFFIN4U (alpha male)
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    Jan 17, 2020
    son of a fucking bitch
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    POOPSCRUFFIN4U (alpha male)
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    Sep 27, 2022
    the most Wisconsin thing I've ever seen
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    POOPSCRUFFIN4U (alpha male)
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    Sep 24, 2020
    *i catch my popular jock son trying to sneak out of the house in a letterman jacket again* oh no you don't, mister. this is a goth family
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    POOPSCRUFFIN4U (alpha male)
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    Aug 19, 2019
    [during sex] him: call me daddy Alexa: ⁿᵒʷ ᶜᵃˡˡⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠᵃᵗʰᵉʳ
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    POOPSCRUFFIN4U (alpha male)
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    Mar 13, 2022
    Replying to @ExodiacKiller
    I love that the National Mustard Museum has a stance on the Russian invasion of Ukraine
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    POOPSCRUFFIN4U (alpha male)
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    Aug 30, 2022
    saying "yes chef" after my cat barfs on the carpet
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    POOPSCRUFFIN4U (alpha male)
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    Jun 15, 2015
    [first date] DATE: I think cat people are psychopaths ME: *slowly pushes date's coffee off table*
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    POOPSCRUFFIN4U (alpha male)
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    Nov 9, 2018
    my 13 year-old nephew just sent me this
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    POOPSCRUFFIN4U (alpha male)
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    Jul 28, 2021