OFFICIAL STATEMENT
We are aware of a video that is circulating of our ref David Coote calling Jurgen Klopp a c*nt and that Liverpool are sh*t.
As a result, we have no choice but to conduct a thorough investigation to find whether or not Jurgen Klopp is indeed a c*nt, and if
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- Replying to @NoContextSotonRegardless of the outcome of this investigation we will make sure this happens
- #MCITOT - 40” Trafford legally knees Kudus in the abdomen while legally handing outside the area. Play on!
- #MCIARS - 49” Consistency is one of our main focuses here at Stockley Park this season. After we let Doku off for kicking the ball away earlier (we’re scared of city’s lawyers), we gave Trossard a second yellow for doing exactly the same thing 👍🏻
- #BRECRY A beautifully timed whistle by the ref for no reason whatsoever denies Eze and Palace a goal. Unfortunately we could not intervene on this occasion, as Palace are not one of the top 6.
- #LEEEVE - 84” It gives us great pleasure to award the first penalty of the season fairly against Everton, after Tarkowski made the fatal mistake of not removing his arm from his body pre match.
- #BOUNEW - 95” Joelinton fairly challenges for the ball by slam dunking Neto WWE style to the floor. As a result of this, the ref decides to send off a member of Bournemouths back room staff
- #NEWLIV - 47” Claire Balding goes in studs up on Van Djik in the Isak Clasico. Red Card!
- #LIVARS - 89” Annoyed that Michael Oliver grabbed the headlines earlier, the man the myth the legend Anthony Taylor blows the whistle for no reason whatsoever to deny Arsenal a last minute goal
- #MCIMUN - 61” Ruben Dias brings down Hojlund in the box. VAR agrees with Mike Dean on Comms that they don’t get given in “these games”. These games meaning ones involving City. No pen
- #EVEMUN - 90” You really think we’re gunna give Everton a last minute pen against a big 6 club? Nah
- #NEWMCI - 61” Walker brings down Joelinton in the box, but we’ve given Newcastle a pen already, there’s no way we’re gunna give another one, come on.
- #WHUARS - 40” Rice wins the ball cleanly after a challenge on Paqueta. Unfortunately Anthony Taylor didn’t have a good view of it, so it’s free kick to West Ham
- #WHUMUN - 89” VAR OVERRULE - 50/50 challenge between De Ligt and Ings in the penalty box. No one thinks it’s a pen, but Michael Olivers on VAR today so it is


