Premier League Match Centre (Parody) (@PL_Match

Premier League Match Centre (Parody)

696 posts

Premier League Match Centre (Parody)

@PL_Match_Centre

Parody. Posts are open for comments, unlike some other accounts. So feel free to have your say or have a laugh. buymeacoffee.com/plmcparody

Stockley Park

Joined September 2023

Premier League Match Centre (Parody)
@PL_Match_Centre
Nov 11, 2024
OFFICIAL STATEMENT We are aware of a video that is circulating of our ref David Coote calling Jurgen Klopp a c*nt and that Liverpool are sh*t. As a result, we have no choice but to conduct a thorough investigation to find whether or not Jurgen Klopp is indeed a c*nt, and if
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Premier League Match Centre (Parody)
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Nov 11, 2024
Replying to @NoContextSoton
Regardless of the outcome of this investigation we will make sure this happens
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Premier League Match Centre (Parody)
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Aug 23, 2025
#MCITOT - 40” Trafford legally knees Kudus in the abdomen while legally handing outside the area. Play on!
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Premier League Match Centre (Parody)
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Sep 22, 2024
#MCIARS - 49” Consistency is one of our main focuses here at Stockley Park this season. After we let Doku off for kicking the ball away earlier (we’re scared of city’s lawyers), we gave Trossard a second yellow for doing exactly the same thing 👍🏻
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Premier League Match Centre (Parody)
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Aug 18, 2024
#BRECRY A beautifully timed whistle by the ref for no reason whatsoever denies Eze and Palace a goal. Unfortunately we could not intervene on this occasion, as Palace are not one of the top 6.
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Premier League Match Centre (Parody)
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Aug 18, 2025
#LEEEVE - 84” It gives us great pleasure to award the first penalty of the season fairly against Everton, after Tarkowski made the fatal mistake of not removing his arm from his body pre match.
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Premier League Match Centre (Parody)
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Aug 25, 2024
#BOUNEW - 95” Joelinton fairly challenges for the ball by slam dunking Neto WWE style to the floor. As a result of this, the ref decides to send off a member of Bournemouths back room staff
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Premier League Match Centre (Parody)
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Aug 25, 2025
#NEWLIV - 47” Claire Balding goes in studs up on Van Djik in the Isak Clasico. Red Card!
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Premier League Match Centre (Parody)
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Oct 27, 2024
#LIVARS - 89” Annoyed that Michael Oliver grabbed the headlines earlier, the man the myth the legend Anthony Taylor blows the whistle for no reason whatsoever to deny Arsenal a last minute goal
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Premier League Match Centre (Parody)
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Dec 15, 2024
#MCIMUN - 61” Ruben Dias brings down Hojlund in the box. VAR agrees with Mike Dean on Comms that they don’t get given in “these games”. These games meaning ones involving City. No pen
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Premier League Match Centre (Parody)
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Feb 22, 2025
#EVEMUN - 90” You really think we’re gunna give Everton a last minute pen against a big 6 club? Nah
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Premier League Match Centre (Parody)
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Sep 28, 2024
#NEWMCI - 61” Walker brings down Joelinton in the box, but we’ve given Newcastle a pen already, there’s no way we’re gunna give another one, come on.
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Premier League Match Centre (Parody)
@PL_Match_Centre
Nov 30, 2024
#WHUARS - 40” Rice wins the ball cleanly after a challenge on Paqueta. Unfortunately Anthony Taylor didn’t have a good view of it, so it’s free kick to West Ham
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Premier League Match Centre (Parody)
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Oct 27, 2024
#WHUMUN - 89” VAR OVERRULE - 50/50 challenge between De Ligt and Ings in the penalty box. No one thinks it’s a pen, but Michael Olivers on VAR today so it is
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