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we’re at the strip club asking the dancers their signs
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- having bad sex is worse than having no sex omg.
- if we had sex before 2018 i was just kidding
- y’all i can’t make this shit up. because i asked for a refund from my airbnb host due to a horrible experience, she and her boyfriend put my number on craigslist and now mfs in la are hitting me up asking me for sex.
- they told you that too??? they legit had me scared to turn the light on for anything 😭
- hey y’all — my friend was viciously, cruelly attacked and had to have his jaw wired shut. if you have a spare dime please consider donating or even just retweeting for reach. gofund.me/06507343
- Replying to @djballsack69 and @theloosieman“conflict of interest” on the mf floor 😭😭😂😂😂😂
- every day it’s polyamory vs monogamy, bill splitting, how to make 10 figures in tech, cheating, are y’all not tired pls
- I AM VERY BISEXUAL AND I JUST CAME OUT TO MY AFRICAN PARENTS AFTER KEEPING THIS SECRET FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS AND THEY’RE ACCEPTING OF ME CAN I GET A HELL YEAH
- Replying to @bradjchesteri actually fuck with her coat but the tweet is funny. lol
- get u one for breakfast today then report back
