Pinned
"I better lower my volume and shut the fuck up before whatever I say makes it on Overheard District."
Girl on phone. Thomas Circle.
Overheard District
2,822 posts
Overheard District
@OverheardWDC
Overheards ≠ endorsements • Follow on Instagram (@overhearddistrict) • Use the link/DM for submissions
- Spotted: Statue of Trump and Epstein reinstalled in the same location
- Congressman to gate agent, DCA to CLE: "My scheduler promised you had 1st class open to upgrade." "We did but we had last minute changes, I'm really sorry." "You can get me up there, I really need it." "OK Congressman, which one of your constituents should I downgrade."
- DCA employee chasing down maskless tourist: "HEY FUCKFACE! YOU NEED TO WEAR A MASK!” “You’re going to say that to me as an employee?” “Yeah, I am!"
- Spotted: Ducks attempting to sneak into the State Department building
- In Logan Circle: “I don’t have Prime, I don’t want to give any money to Bezos.” “You literally worked for ICE.”
- Mom and daughter outside of the White House: “Mom, look! People tour the White House!” “Yes, honey you can book special tours.” “Can we do that someday?” “In 4 years.”
- At DCA: “Now boarding flight to Tampa, Group 1 and active military. Government contractors do NOT count as active military. I repeat, government contractors may not board at this time. Thank you.”
- Drunk Hill Staffer at the Scarlet Oak: “I was fired today! How is it ethical for anyone to fire me after my grandfather donated $30k to their campaign. Don’t expect my family to vote Republican again.”
- At the Subway in Rayburn: Intern: "So who do you work for?" Greg Meeks: "I’m a member."
- Outside the Capitol: Tourist man to other tourists: "The statue on top of the dome is the Statue of Liberty." Man walking by: "Are you fucking stupid?"
- At Dirty Habit: Georgetown Law Student: “How does it feel to go to a worse law school?” GW Law Student: “I don’t know. How does it feel to be a huge bitch?”
