My wife is away for work, and I am utterly adrift without her.
Nights feel longer. The silence is heavier. I find it hard to sleep without her beside me, her breathing, her warmth, the quiet gravity of her presence. Day by day, we’ve woven ourselves into each other’s rhythm
Still bothers me how women have so many clothes
Them go leave like 25 of their clothes for your house and them go still dey function normally
If drycleaner carry 25 of my clothes I'm one weekend away from nakedness.
A 2.7b dollar company backed by China will fail.
Sometimes, I wonder why I bother arguing with people who have subpar education and won't bother to expand their knowledge base.
Una when don marry since no tell me say e sweet like this o.
Them dey use blanket dey cover me when I fall asleep for parlor
I don dey carry lunch dey go work
I don dey do skin care, plus I no sabi say my oven for house fit bake cake.
If I comot from here make I bend
These POS terminals at every street corner remind me of recharge card and phone call operators back in the day.
The market will always correct itself in the long run.
Went to buy eggs, & the lady said 8500, and I'm like, this is weird
Ok let me pay with my card, she goes it's 100 naira
I just quietly left to another shop that sold the same eggs to me for 6500&didn't charge me to us the POS
will never pay a store owner extra to use their pos