Sir-Rap-alot
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- my small bro uses my mum's phone to text me "Kevin nitumie 2000" then nikisend he replies "thank you my son" i give up 😭😭😭😭
- In a matatu sat next to a beautiful lady. Brain Cell 1: Tell her she looks cute. Brain Cell 2 : Tell her that her beautiful face just made you smile. Mouth: Hii jam manze.
- Manze joh najua most of us wenye tuko twitter we can easily afford some few 600bob. Ukiwahi spot mtoi mdogo wa primo hana viatu ama bag mzuri ya shule. Just do the magic. Esp kama wewe ni mlevi. Imagine mzinga moja ya black and white can really change kids perception about life?
- hauna bwana
- "What you do to me"
- nice face nice boobz nice ass. nice height...aiii huwezi kuwa perfect hivi. Ulipata ngapi KCSE?😍
- Siamini huyu ni Mulamwa nilikuwa naisidia kumpea audience twitter. 😠😠 he used to call me he was very humble akiniomba ni mjenge retweets. He used to call me "mkubwa" i was so proud to help my son. Now he is disrespecting me. I am so mad right now.
- unakula nyama na panadol?
- Kuna siku siz alikuja na report card she was 1/108... yangu ilikuwa position 156/363. My dad asked "What is this my son?" My mum said: "Achana na baba, ameshinda watu zaidi ya one hundred mbona haoni hiyo?" Tweet for mum ❤
- Smoking weed is not something to be proud about. Halafu most of you mnasmoke ndio muonekane wale wa baya wale wazii wale wamechanuka.
- The biggest criminal gang in Kenya is the Police. - Andrew Kibe
