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Oobah Butler
@Oobahs
New Doc ‘How I Made A Million In 90 Days’ on Channel 4 October 16th at 10pm. Shed at Dulwich. LA TIMES bestselling author. Catfish UK on MTV host.
London/New York
Joined January 2010
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    It’s the film lawyers told you would never get made! After over a year in the works, my new film ‘The Great Amazon Heist’ is coming out this Thursday on @Channel4! It’s taken everything I have to make this one. So I hope you enjoy it. Cheers!
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    Tried my new mask argument with a taxi driver. Wasn't wearing one & was angry about mine. 'I like the anonymity,' I said. ‘We’re the most surveilled country on earth. They’re listening to us through our phones to sell us shit. I don't wanna be watched’ Put his mask on. Outcrazied
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    The best hangover cure is just being near somebody who is feeling a lot worse than you
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    Easing the lockdown is bullshit. The wealthy will stay indoors. Just to put pressure working people to go back to work and some will die or infect their vulnerable loved ones who they're forced to live with because their criminally low paid job stops them from moving out
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    Funny how Quorn and Linda McCartney were farting around with veggie sausages for almost two decades and then, all of a sudden, bottom barrel meat distributor Richmond come out of nowhere and within a year have the best vegan sausage going
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    Chips by the sea are fine, but never trust anything fuelled by nostalgia. To find the greatest chips, you need to head into the heartlands of misery; places where there is no hope other than the chip. Where the chip is all they have. Talking, of course, about the West Midlands
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    They only ever do this with footballers because they’re generally working class, and the idea a working class person could be paid like that revolts them. Can we have the salaries/inherited wealth/assets of the hairless men who own the stadiums and TV stations instead?
    Jadon Sancho offered by Man Utd £400,000 a week to join 'em. Good luck to him but here are ANNUAL salaries of those saving us from Coronavirus, just a thought... Hospital cleaner - £16,551 Bin collector - £17,093 Retail worker - £19,094 Nurse - £22,654 Social care - £25,692
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    can't believe dominic cummings the bald wouldn't employ me as one of his league of extraordinary weirdos
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    I made the shed I live in London's top-rated restaurant on TripAdvisor. Then I actually opened it. Ladies & Gents, after months screening phone calls from begging customers, eat it up: The Shed At Dulwich vice.com/en_uk/article/… @VICEUK @VICE
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    Just heard from the owner that El Rancho, best Columbian in London, is being forced to leave Brixton Village because of a rise in rent. The place is always full - this is a successful business. But that’s not good enough in London today.
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    Tom Heaton looks like a guy I’d chat with at a bbq about fuel prices for 5 minutes then spend the rest of the night hiding from
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    Utterly depressing that a grieving father has to write something like that in the wake of his son's death. But a testament to the quality of the man, and the son he raised.
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    Zero tolerence for Racism vs Still having not sacked the people within the Labour Party who were shown to have racially abused Diane Abbott and Dawn Butler in the Labour Leaks report three months after it was released