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Khadijah
@OneTiredMum_
MamanMaryam
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Joined March 2013
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    Khadijah
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    May 29, 2022
    I’ve been teaching my kids to ask Allah for anything. On Friday just before maghrib, maryam wanted pizza, it was late and I had no plans to order, so I reminded her to beg Allah, she did. “Allah please give me pizza”😂 she was chanting it. What happened next was shocking!
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    Khadijah
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    Oct 21, 2021
    I spent the day at my husband’s office today. It was time for Asr, so he went to the mosque. I said my own prayer, then I decided to scare him by hiding under the table. Guys, he came back with a client.😭 How was I supposed to come out? From under the table??😭
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    Khadijah
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    May 29, 2022
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    At that moment, I knew that was it. She will forever be a believer, in Sha Allah. Now she asks Allah for everything! This evening I heard her telling her 2 yr old brother to beg Allah for a new bicycle. That one was now saying “Allah gimme bychiku”🤣 I was proud o. Alhamdulillah.
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    Khadijah
    @OneTiredMum_
    May 29, 2022
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    We were literally still sitting on the prayer mat, when my househelp came in with a box of pizza! My cowife had just returned home and she got a box for us. See ehn, Maryam froze!😂 she couldn’t believe it. Me sef E shock me. The happiness on her face ehn!
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    Khadijah
    @OneTiredMum_
    Mar 7, 2018
    My husband and I were walking to the car and I whispered "the last is a mumu". The way he ran ehn😂😂😍 He doesn't know he's old😂.
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    Khadijah
    @OneTiredMum_
    Oct 21, 2021
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    I had to wait for the man to leave, longest 30 minutes of my life. 😭 I was tired, I almost gave up. 😭 I know my husband is tired of me.😩😭
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    Khadijah
    @OneTiredMum_
    Mar 15, 2021
    I just remembered something I said to my husband few days before our wedding, 4 years ago. “ I love you o..but I won’t tolerate any nonsense from you” I was 21, he was 46. How did I even have that liver?😂 The gentleman replied “in sha Allah, you’ll never see nonesense.”😩
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    Khadijah
    @OneTiredMum_
    Nov 9, 2019
    My husband attended a dinner party yesterday, but left before he was served. I had already “zeroed” my mind that I wouldn’t be doing any cooking. He came back, I told him I didn’t cook and he jejely went to ask his other wife for food. See why it’s good to have a co-wife?🤣🤪
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    Khadijah
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    Aug 31, 2018
    I called my husband "baby" in front of my cowife, and she said "ba baby ba meow"😂😂😂
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    Khadijah
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    Jan 24, 2023
    I saw a woman with her young maid/baby’s nanny at the train station. This girl was backing the baby, carrying baby’s bag, and struggling with a big luggage all by herself. Her madam was holding a bottle of water and her hand bag. I’m not going to lie, I judged her hard. We kept
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    Khadijah
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    Feb 21, 2023
    Whenever I give Maryam the silent treatment (it’s not a good thing) she says Assalamu Alaykum because she knows I have to respond 😂 If my response doesn’t come out fast, she hits me with the “PROPHET MUHAMMAD SAID…” “Walaikum salaam Maryam, WALAIKUM SALAAAM”🙄😒
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    Khadijah
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    Jan 13, 2023
    Today I went out before my kids and as they saw me off to the door, they said “say Bismillah tawakaltu…, be nice, don’t fight with anybody o, drink your water… They said all I always say to them when they’re going out.🤣
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    Khadijah
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    May 27, 2017
    Last Ramadan, I asked Allah for the man of my dreams, This Ramadan, I'm with the man of my dreams 😊😊😊 Alhamdulillah!
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    Khadijah
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    Oct 18, 2022
    My husband, my co-wives and I attended a conference and they were awarding certificates, it was time to get ours, all 4 of us! mind you, our husband’s name is added to our names, so after giving us, she jokingly asked “are you all related?” I almost answered “yes, by ****!” 😂🙊