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✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜
@OmarNajam
evergreen elementary honor roll student | aspiring Rupert Giles | as seen on: @criticalrole @dimension20show @desiquestshow @powerplayrpg | he/him/any
Los Angeles, CA
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    ✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜
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    Aug 12, 2018
    *teacher sees students sharing a note* Teacher: why don’t you read that out loud Student: [reading note] Dear teacher, this is an intervention. Your methods of discipline via public humiliation are uninspired carbon copies of Hollywood tropes. We wrote this letter as a class...
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    ✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜
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    Nov 28, 2017
    My son 🙋🏽‍♂️was SO cute today, he asked me "dad are clouds candy?" 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked "dad, what's Earth's defense system?" and then I remembered I don't have a son and he asked again his eyes now obsidian black "what is the defense system father"
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    ✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜
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    Feb 2, 2023
    In one of my marine bio classes a teacher asked "how big is the ocean?" and one student yelled "not big enough!" and we all started chanting "expand the ocean! land is for losers!" and the professor smiled and went "yes yesssss soon not even the mountains will be beneath us"
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    ✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜
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    Oct 6, 2020
    Anakin: …is it possible to learn this power? Palpatine: *grins* not from a Jedi. Which is why I use SkillShare. SkillShare is an online learning community where you can learn—and teach—just about anything. Get two months of Skillshare Premium for free with coupon code "SHEEV"
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    ✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜
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    May 30, 2018
    Belle: there goes the baker with his tray as always, the same old bread and rolls to sell Baker: I 👏🏽 AM 👏🏽 A 👏🏽 BAKER 👏🏽 IT’S 👏🏽 LITERALLY 👏🏽 MY 👏🏽 JOB 👏🏽 TO 👏🏽 DO 👏🏽 THIS
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    ✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜
    @OmarNajam
    Feb 9, 2023
    You're seriously telling me to my face as if it's something to be proud of that your *entire* childhood was defined by a book series that went "there are four schools in school: brave, bad, school, other"
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    ✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜
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    May 28, 2023
    Before this website collapses I just wanna say that during #acofaf a bunch of peeps were like "is your character autistic?" and I was like "nah I don't think so, that's just me being me!" anyway I got an assessment last winter and y'all nailed it
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    ✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜
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    Jan 18, 2023
    Imagine being told to behave by Austin Powers of all people
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    ✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜
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    Aug 13, 2018
    Replying to @OmarNajam
    Since this is taking off I’d like to take this opportunity to kindly remind everyone to CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION. My soundcloud is your voting eligibility.
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    ✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜
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    Jun 24, 2022
    Do not take photos at the protests Do not take videos at the protests Do not post or stream from the protests Cover up your face/identifiable tattoos and wear different shoes Tell three people you trust where you're going and where to meet up Bring water Wear a mask
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    ✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜
    @OmarNajam
    May 2, 2023
    When you are support staff in TV you barely make enough to pay rent In winter work stops for two weeks Which means you don't get paid for two weeks Which means you can't make rent Except for the holiday bonus Which is paid by the studio? NO It's paid by the WRITERS! 1/7
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    ✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜
    @OmarNajam
    Mar 3, 2023
    Dragons don't breathe fire they breathe air like us they breathe air they just produce fire which isn't the same as breathing fire no stop I'm not done stop taking the microphone I'm the best man you have to let me finish my
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    ✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜
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    Feb 2, 2023
    Replying to @OmarNajam
    Full disclosure: I am so tired right now and I might delete this tweet later
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    ✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜
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    Jun 1, 2023
    I was stressing about what to wear and Emily went "do the yellow plaid so it matches your character" and I was like "yeah?" and then she pulled out her yellow sweater and went "then also we can match!" and I've never felt more assured in my entire life
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    Jun 1, 2023
    Join the voice of Ganondorf himself, @matthewmercer, as he leads @eaxford, @OmarNajam, @robbiedaymond, @VoiceOfOBrien & @Marisha_Ray on a wild adventure through Hyrule. WATCH The Legend of Zelda: #TearsOfTheKingdom one-shot - "Lookout, Here We Come!" ➡️ youtu.be/8SbKt0jcX-I
    Group character art by Will Kirkby sits center with a worn map and jungle foliage in the background with text that reads "Lookout, Here We Come!" and The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom logo.
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