The deed has been done, I am the first person to reach max turf on Bamboozler MK III!
Thank you @_WackoJack0 for the motivational race, and thank you everyone who has played with me and supported me over the years! #Splatoon2
Splatoon map design is in a weird place because they need to minimize turfable space in spawn to prevent special spam but need flanks to allow for interesting openings.
If only there were unique tools to get people to travel without painting the ground...