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- The head chef at Carrington.
Cristiano Ronaldo is not training with the Portugal squad today due to an upset stomach [@brunoandrd] - My Papa : You're in dire need of money. Please, send your account number. Me : No, Dad! No!...Habeeb wouldn't like that.if your papa still dey send you money, i no fit rate you.
- I hope that Queen that said "Buhari has been a bad boy" is having a great day. #EndSARS
- Yoruba fathers have too much sauce man. Can't wear shades like that and not have premium fuji albums in your car.Dortmund's new signing, Karim Adéyẹmí and his Nigerian father, Abíọ́dún Adéyẹmí. ❤️❤️
- See as inauguration dey organized and quiet. Dem for don dey shout "Women of Owu, you've danced enough, go and sit down, go and sit down, thank you" for APC Inauguration.
- This car comes with a short sleeve suit, a briefcase and a pair of glasses.
- You can't tell me you didn't have a Peugeot 504 parked outside.Guys I used to wear suits when I was young 🤣
- A win for South Korea is a win for Nigerian women.
- My dad too funny man. Remember doing the dishes and playing music on blast in the living room. I thought it was my younger bro that reduced the volume when I shouted "Who is that goat! Popsy say "Your Mother's family!" 😭😭😭😭
- Arrest Protesters, Negotiate with terrorists. What a country.
- I was trying to describe triplets to someone and I said three twins. Only one thing left to do 💔
