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October Ferguson
@OctoberFerguson
Hobbies: writing/art. My writing is free on the Internet. Secular humanist. Existentialist. email: [email protected]
Edgewood, NJ
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    October Ferguson
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    May 2
    Dateline: 5/2/2026, Edgewood, NJ. I'm lost in my manuscript, "Toby: Ice and Fire," and by lost, I mean like an adventure in the dark Grimm forest. When I'm not copy-editing and deconstructing, I'm working up images, which I call "Plates," to go with the story. I'm semi-ghosting
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    October Ferguson
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    Dec 25, 2020
    BREAKING NEWS. Dateline 12/25/20 Louisville. Kentucky Colonel and Senator, Mitch McConnell, in a small gathering of mega rich donors, reaffirmed his vow to block every bill from the Democrats. "Even if I feel it's a good bill. They shall have no victories. None," McConnell said.
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    October Ferguson
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    Sep 22, 2025
    Would you consider voting for a gay man for President of the United States if you liked his platform?
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    October Ferguson
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    Sep 2, 2022
    Many people told me I would benefit exposing myself to art.
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    October Ferguson
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    Jun 5, 2024
    Don't be stalky-rapey.
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    October Ferguson
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    Dec 31, 2020
    This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house & told my cat. We laughed a lot.
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    October Ferguson
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    Oct 5, 2025
    BREAKING NEWS. The spokesperson for the International Criminal Court in The Hague, Fadi El Abdallah, said they've set up a committee to examine Truth Social for spontaneous confessions of crimes against humanity, preserving the "Truths" to be used as evidence in future trials.
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    October Ferguson
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    May 19, 2024
    Happy Sunday! I posted this meme yesterday. I just blocked 20 of the 45 people who commented on it. So, let's try it again.
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    October Ferguson
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    Sep 30, 2021
    I just recorded 2 hours of the fucking dog next door barking. I'm going to play it back outside over my speaker system tonight at 2am
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    October Ferguson
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    Oct 23, 2024
    Simple
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    October Ferguson
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    Sep 23, 2020
    BREAKING NEWS. Rand Paul announced today a lawsuit against Anthony Fauci, citing an assault on the floor of the Senate. Tom Kerrick, authority for Paul, said, "Fauci gave Paul a beatdown worse than that from Rene Boucher. Rand's been in my office crying for an hour."
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    October Ferguson
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    Feb 27, 2021
    I realized why Trump is SO sure Biden cheated him out of the win. Trump cheated Hillary out of the win.
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    October Ferguson
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    Mar 24, 2022
    I'm kind of torn. Are the Republicans Whitesplaining, Mansplaining or Klansplaining to Judge Jackson? I should do a twitter poll.
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    October Ferguson
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    Jun 24, 2024
    Fact as fuck.
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