Don’t be deceived… after two months they changeeee… I thought mine was gonna stay like this forever 😂😂
Now he be climbing curtains and swallowing car keys😩😭
nwandöo👸🏽
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nwandöo👸🏽
@Nwando__
•Ambivert😉 •Love Writing💕 •Virgo👸🏽 •Love Dogs🐶 •Funny Soul🤪 •Happy Heart♥️ •Analyst💼 •Catholic✝️ •Fire Dancer in my Head🤭
- The type of things my cousin and I do😂 Thank God Olisa is not on twitter🤣
- This night I was so sad, I packed all my office wears in my box and put it away and in my mind I’m like “Whenever this job comes, I’ll get back to you, for now stop reminding me of my problems” • Fam!!! I got a mail this night, I got a job!! I’m bringing the box down this NOW😭
- Soo… earlier today I was in a class and my dog started barking like crazyyyy, I even yelled “Oscar stop”, when I do that and he’s just tryna mess around, he stops; at least for a while. But my guy kept barking and barking like never before, that’s how I ran out and thisss!!!
- Ever been in love with someone you know you can’t end up with?? What did you do about it? Care to share? Don’t air me please, small thing I don begin dey cry🥺🤍
- I remember when I was in the uni that a girl was raped and murdered. her body was dumped by the roadside and people said “eh good for her, I’m sure she was a prostitute” If Hiny’s story wasn’t in our faces, people will still make excuses for her murderers.. that’s how it is here
- This girl is literally such a sweet human, I genuinely hope the bullying can stop cos no one deserves that… like please don’t try to make her a cold human. It doesn’t even make any sense to keep trolling her back to back while she’s obviously tryna make a name for herself."Don't talk to me rudely. I don't deserve it at all" – Chef Dammy emotionally reacts after receiving negative comments in her DMs.
- My mother didn’t live a long life because of the useless health care system in Nigeria. Misdiagnosed her for WHAT SHE DIDN’T HAVE!! Feeding her with meds upon meds for what she didn’t have!! I watched her die slowly... Cos when she went to different hospitals abroad..
- I’ll never forget the year 2015.. that young couple; she legit walked in on her own husband fingering their toddler, is that what a 3yrs old is called?? That man escaped because the woman passed out. She could not comprehend. Guess the text her sent to her...
- Women, please make efforts too… Someone’s son can’t be ‘spoiling’ you every single time, going all out for you and on his birthday, all you do is get one 10k ‘copy’ perfume and be feeling proud. Now, save, the same way he saves to meet your needs!! Stop making lame excuses!!
- Sometime early this year… my friend told me he needed to tell me something and I should please just show up, if not he’s not sure he would ever be able to tell me again, as it took him a lot to even send that msg… we should meet up, and shortly after then, he went offline…
- Last weekend, someone (a young woman) walked up to me with disgust on her face… “You’re coming out to have fun girl and you know you have all these black spots, what happened to throwing some makeup on” I ignored her until she said “aren’t you the one I’m talking to”
- I svck d!ck or at least I try to but I feel letting someone eat my coochie is the highest level of vulnerability I’ll ever reach cos why will I consciously let someone put their tongue on/inside my vag!na😩😭
- Imagine your partner comes to your city, spends 4days and you had no idea. You find out when you then travel to see him… he loves keeping receipts so you see those boarding passes with his name on them and date stamps obv. How would you feel?
