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I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good
Nugs
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Nugs
@Nugjokes
Joined August 2020
- When you know there’s something weird about Pedro Pascal but you just can’t prove it yet
- I used to work as a 911 operator. You wouldn’t believe the amount of women who would call in trying to order a pizza. I always hung up on them.
- Fat bitches love saying this but ask them if they get taken out on dates in public
- Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette
- “Dude you’re drunk you can barely walk” Yeah no shit that’s why I’m gonna drive home retard
- ELONNN ELONNNNNNNNN DONT GIVE BANGLADESH INTERNET ACCESS ELONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Starlink now available in Bangladesh! - Women will never understand the relationship between a man in his 20s and his almost retired coworker
- “My body feel amazing after an Ice Bath” Yeah cause your body is relieved to not be in a fucking ice bath moron
