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Tim Curry
@NotTheTimCurry
Actor. Evil Genius. Stud. Absolutely not dead yet. Who!? Not THE Tim Curry? Why yes. Please note: This is a PARODY PAGE lovingly dedicated to Tim Curry.
Joined November 2010
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    If I RT someone on here, please don't take that as your cue to start being an absolute dick to them on my behalf. I add commentary in an attempt to raise a smile or gently pull folk up on self-indulgent fuckery. We're all guilty of a lack of awareness now and again - play nice.
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    I totally respect you’re not religious, darling, as nor am I. If you could at least wait until I’m fucking dead though that’d be smashing.
    Im not religious but i believe tim curry is having a good time in the afterlife
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    Ah the ‘is Rocky Horror problematic’ chat. Through a 2024 lens - of course it is. But babies, being gay was *illegal* in England 6 years before Rocky was first staged in ‘73. It was brave, bold & brilliant for its time. Look beyond the end of your own nose, just briefly. Please.
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    I wasn’t planning to but might do now just for the lolz.
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    Tim Curry is trending. While it’s awesome that he’s not dead, people should know he isn’t doing well either…
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    I've finally decided to share why I turned down the role of Dumbledore. Buckle up because it's a long story...
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    19th April 2022 is my 76th birthday. I may or may not ‘trend’ on this hellsite and thus multitudes of morbid meatheads will assume I’m dead. Please RT to spread the word that I am not currently planning to be dead on Tuesday. Much love x
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    Heartbreaking story of Home Alone's Tim Curry left wheelchair bound after life-changing event ladbible.com/entertainment/…
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    Whenever someone tries to do a nice tribute post like this, without fail, an army of edgelord fuckwits descend to inform them they missed one out. I have played over TWO HUNDRED and FIFTY characters in my career, darling - will you kindly fuck off.
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    Sir. I have appeared in over 230 television & film productions, acted in 25 large-scale theatre shows, recorded 4 music albums, lent my voice to over 50 audiobooks, many pushing 10+ hours in length AND seduced MANY humans in my 72 years. Please. I had to sleep now and again.
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    Right. It’s after 12pm. I didn’t die in the night. Someone get this elderly sex god a fucking birthday margarita, let’s gooooo 🎉🎉🪩
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    Oh frigging hell. You leave your phone on charge for a few hours whilst you head out on a cheeky garlic bread run and all hell breaks loose. Go on, let me guess. I’m dead, aren’t I?