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“Tom”.
@NotThatTomGreen
Father. Internet Wrestling Boy (WCW DEEP CUTS, OFF THE GRID, WHY THEY RULE). Leader of a Weirdo Empire.
- America is the dumbest fucking country.
00:00 - Imagine you’re zooted at a wrestling show, trying to be inconspicuous. Floating on a cloud and hoping no one notices. Then, Roman Reigns starts talking directly to you about how he knows you’re high from the ring. Eye contact, calling out symptoms, everything.Roman telling a fan he smells weed and he knows it’s them because their eyes are red 😭😭😭
00:00 - This tweet has escaped my weirdo bubble and made a lot of teenage boys mad. It accomplished its purpose.POV: you’re a corpse in a Japanese forest
- I assume they’ll have to change part of the intro.
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00:00 - There was a period in 1995 where Yokozuna completely stopped pretending he was a solemn Japanese sumo warrior. Just casually throwing up the “west side” as a shoutout to his dudes in San Francisco during a promo.
- Imagine being such a piece of shit that the only bigger piece of shit you can think of in your profession literally murdered his family.“If Chris Benoit can do the crap he did and the fans still love him” - Hulk Hogan on wrestling fans forgiving past mistakes (IMPAULSIVE)
00:00 - He just lost a billion dollars’ worth of lawsuits to those Sandy Hook parents. He needs the work. #Wrestlemania
- I mean this as admiration of the man’s ability to hustle. How is Mick Foley always at a convention of some kind?
- Knowing Luke Gallows’ career history, he’s likely already been hired back and released again since this was posted.Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson have been released by WWE. - PWInsider
- “Brock Lesnar does whatever the hell he wants” sounds like one of those quotes that is gonna look really bad in retrospective.Triple H was asked what is next for Brock Lesnar in WWE: “Whatever the hell he wants. Brock Lesnar sort of does what he wants to do. So we’re thrilled to have the beast back. We hit him up and said time to come home, and he was into it. A massive moment for our fans, something
