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Mike Norton

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Mike Norton

@NortonMpls

Disgraced former: Mpls DFL Vice Chair & 40 under 40. Founder of a Tekne & Fast 50 awarded logistics company. Frunk ftd in the Wall Street Journal. Autistic.

Minneapolis, MN

Joined August 2020

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Mike Norton
@NortonMpls
Jul 15, 2025
Greetings new followers, if you’re in my replies trying to convince me Minneapolis isn’t lovely then you’re wasting everyone’s time. If you don’t live here then I don’t really give a shit about your half-baked opinions on what the city is really like. 🫶 startribune.com/lovely-day-min…
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Mike Norton
@NortonMpls
Aug 30, 2024
I’m on Lake St right now, your bitch ass doesn’t even live here
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Mike Norton
@NortonMpls
Apr 15, 2024
The “Minneapolis Public Seating Authority” placing unauthorized benches around the city so people actually have somewhere to sit down has been one of my favorite recent acts of civil disobedience.
localhuman
@localhuman
Apr 15, 2024
New week, new bench! Southeast corner of 8th and Nicollet ( IDS ). Call or email the city to demand more! minneapolis.zone/seats/4
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Mike Norton
@NortonMpls
Jun 18, 2024
This guy lives in Vegas. Here’s the Midwest city I live in compared to Vegas.
RiverRatMatt
@MattBanning111
Jun 18, 2024
Replying to @NortonMpls
Living in the Midwest is my worst nightmare.
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Mike Norton
@NortonMpls
Jul 15, 2025
Lovely day in Minneapolis to get a little work done at a coffeeshop, but it’s important to remember we only have coffeeshops here because Brooklyn had them 8+ years ago
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Mike Norton
@NortonMpls
Oct 29, 2024
Amazing how concrete can prevent a delivery truck from parking in the bike lane in a way that paint cannot
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Mike Norton
@NortonMpls
Mar 22, 2024
This small apartment building just got built between two single family homes a few blocks from me, it should be legal to do this in every neighborhood.
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Mike Norton
@NortonMpls
Aug 30, 2024
Replying to @TylerTurnerVA
It's road construction, but thanks for your feedback all the way from Virginia
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Mike Norton
@NortonMpls
Jul 11, 2025
Lovely night in Minneapolis, apologies to all the people who are afraid to come here 🫶
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Mike Norton
@NortonMpls
Aug 29, 2024
Trump is right, Minneapolis is burned down and they never built it back
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Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Aug 29, 2024
Trump on Tim Walz: “His state is in a state of shock from his governorship … Minneapolis is burned down, they never built it back.”
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Mike Norton
@NortonMpls
Oct 16, 2024
Getting a lot of totally normal replies since JD Vance came to Minneapolis yesterday
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Mike Norton
@NortonMpls
Nov 6, 2024
Minneapolis-Saint Paul would be the 3rd largest metro in Canada, just saying
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Mike Norton
@NortonMpls
Aug 26, 2024
Not sure if it’s an effective strategy for Republicans to be making up conspiracy theories about Tim Walz replacing his dog when the fact check ends up being a video where Tim Walz is at a dog park petting multiple dogs.
Wu Tang is for the Children
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Wu Tang is for the Children
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Mike Norton
@NortonMpls
Jul 26, 2025
People are afraid of Minneapolis and it’s literally this
Wedge LIVE!™
@WedgeLIVE
Jul 26, 2025
Heartwarming personal story: These people tubing down Minnehaha Creek shouted out a phone number and asked a man on the bridge to take a photo and text it to them. That man was me.
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