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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day

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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day

@NormSNLJokes

Need a little hit of Norm every day? Well here you go. These were all actual SNL Weekend Update jokes.

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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day
@NormSNLJokes
Oct 22, 2025
Because I get so many DMs about this, I decided to create a FAQ about this account: FAQ 1. My name is Mario Lanza (@MarioJLanza) and I am the sole admin on this account. I'm a longtime Norm and SNL fan who loved all his old Weekend Update stuff. A few years ago I thought it
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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day
@NormSNLJokes
Feb 16, 2025
Well, you knew this one was coming. In honor of SNL's 50th anniversary, here's Norm's famous monologue where he shits all over the show. This was a year and a half after he was fired from (or was forced to resign from) SNL. And then the network inexplicably asked him to come
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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day
@NormSNLJokes
Jun 4, 2024
Serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer was attacked and killed by another inmate this week. Just before the fight, Dahmer threatened, "Hey don't mess with me, pal. I used to eat guys like you for breakfast."
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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day
@NormSNLJokes
Mar 6, 2025
A priest says that he got Jeffrey Dahmer to believe in God before he died. Asked if this would get Dahmer into Heaven, the priest said, "No. But it was fun to make him think so."
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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day
@NormSNLJokes
Feb 1, 2025
For years, Hillary Rodham Clinton has told people that she was named for the first man to climb Mount Everest, Sir Edmund Hillary. But, as Esquire magazine recently pointed out, Sir Edmund did not climb Mount Everest until 1953, six years after Hillary was born. However, the
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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day
@NormSNLJokes
Jan 17, 2025
Up to this point, this account has only posted Norm's SNL jokes from Weekend Update. But today, I'm going to break the pattern in honor of one of Norm's best friends, the late, great Bob Uecker. So here's the famous moment where Norm tells his Bob Uecker story on The Late Show
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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day
@NormSNLJokes
Jun 6, 2024
Well, Gary Busey left the hospital this week after overdosing on cocaine last Friday. Doctors say Busey is okay and he should be back in the hospital in no time.
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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day
@NormSNLJokes
Nov 10, 2025
For years, Hillary Rodham Clinton has told people that she was named for the first man to climb Mount Everest, Sir Edmund Hillary. But, as Esquire magazine recently pointed out, Sir Edmund did not climb Mount Everest until 1953, six years after Hillary was born. However, the
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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day
@NormSNLJokes
May 17, 2024
And in music news, number one on the college charts this summer was Better Than Ezra. And, at number two? Ezra.
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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day
@NormSNLJokes
May 27, 2024
The play "Hiroshima", a tribute to the victims of the atomic bomb, with music and singing by Yoko Ono, opened in New York City this week. One tearful Japanese survivor of the attack, who attended the premiere, called the play, quote, "the most horrifying experience of my life."
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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day
@NormSNLJokes
Nov 8, 2025
The play "Hiroshima", a tribute to the victims of the first atomic bomb, with music and singing by Yoko Ono, opened in New York City this week. One tearful Japanese survivor of the attack who attended the premiere, called the play, quote, "the most horrifying experience of my
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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day
@NormSNLJokes
Dec 10, 2024
The nation is still reeling from Thursday's bombshell announcement that Lisa Marie Presley has filed for divorce from Michael Jackson. According to friends, the two were never a good match. She's more of a stay-at-home type, and he's more of a homosexual pedophile.
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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day
@NormSNLJokes
Dec 1, 2024
[Norm's opening joke after O.J. was found not guilty] Well, it is finally official. Murder is legal in the state of California.
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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day
@NormSNLJokes
Feb 16, 2025
Replying to @NormSNLJokes
Note: Nearly every online transcript of this monologue claims Norm says "We've got a great show for you tonight!" And that's wrong. He's (as far as I can recall) the only host who ever said "We've got a bad show for you tonight." Because... of course he was. /thread
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