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Niecy O'Keeffe

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Niecy O'Keeffe

@NiecyOKeeffe

Freelance journalist. Shortlisted for Seán Ó Faoláin Prize, Longlisted for The Fish Publishing Award. Ether Books Writer of the Year. Bit sweary. 🐝🧏‍♀️

Ireland.

niecyokeeffeonline.wordpress.com

Joined December 2008

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Niecy O'Keeffe
@NiecyOKeeffe
Sep 7, 2018
I’m home for the weekend and I hear my Mum shouting up the stairs at me, roaring ‘Come here, quick!’ My heart drops, thinking my Dad (who has been poorly) has keeled over or something. I belt down, expecting the worst. Reason? She found a potato that looks like a smug hedgehog.
Niecy O'Keeffe
@NiecyOKeeffe
Dec 8, 2024
That’s not creepy. That’s goals.
Creepy.org
@creepydotorg
Dec 8, 2024
Did you know that Enya is 63 years old, has never been married and never had kids, and lives in a castle with her cats?
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Niecy O'Keeffe
@NiecyOKeeffe
Jul 28, 2025
A song didn’t cost him shit. Cheating on his wife did.
Brian Eastwood
@BrianEastwoodx
Jul 23, 2025
"A song cost me my family, my job, and everything I built." – Tech CEO Andy Byron is threatening to sue Coldplay, while a case with HR chief Kristin Cabot is destroying his life. His wife is demanding a $50 million divorce, his children are gone, and the chaos in the boardroom is
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Niecy O'Keeffe
@NiecyOKeeffe
Dec 12, 2024
The woman’s fucken dead. Give that £46 million to the NHS and just light a fucken candle.
ITV News
@itvnews
Dec 12, 2024
Queen Elizabeth II memorial could cost up to £46 million as search begins for design team itv.com/news/2024-12-1…
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Niecy O'Keeffe
@NiecyOKeeffe
Mar 8, 2025
I love that she believed this and didn’t understand that he’s from Cork and just couldn’t be arsed. Always makes me laugh.
Variety
@Variety
Jul 7, 2023
Emily Blunt says that Cillian Murphy did not attend cast dinners while shooting #Oppenheimer because “the sheer volume of what he had to take on and shoulder is so monumental.” “His brain was just too full,” she adds. bit.ly/3PIR6Y7
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Niecy O'Keeffe
@NiecyOKeeffe
Aug 27, 2024
This, quite simply, should not be legal.
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Niecy O'Keeffe
@NiecyOKeeffe
Oct 13, 2025
- Will is running for Reform. - Simon is going through his 3rd divorce but he’s FINE. - Neil has 10 kids and a wildly successful podcast. - Jay works at a caravan park and has a lovely wife but you wouldn’t know her cos she works at a different caravan park. #TheInbetweeners
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@superTV247
Oct 12, 2025
NEW 🚨 The INBETWEENERS is making a comeback! The creators of the show have reportedly struck a deal with Banijay to produce a new series in 2026, with ALL of the original cast planning to return!
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Niecy O'Keeffe
@NiecyOKeeffe
Oct 6, 2020
I never knew Jacinda Ardern returned to the small rural town she grew up in, to get together with her estranged family when a young girl from the area mysteriously went missing and she had to wrangle awkward reunions and confront her past, while simultaneously solving the crime.
Niecy O'Keeffe
@NiecyOKeeffe
Jul 22, 2023
I'll never tire of this video. The eyes. THE EYES.
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Niecy O'Keeffe
@NiecyOKeeffe
Jun 21, 2025
If that were true, you wouldn’t be racing horses in a heatwave, at all.
ITV Racing
@itvracing
Jun 20, 2025
Horse welfare is ALWAYS paramount 🪭 #ITVRacing | #RoyalAscot
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Niecy O'Keeffe
@NiecyOKeeffe
Aug 26, 2024
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Niecy O'Keeffe
@NiecyOKeeffe
Apr 10, 2025
Ah, Jaysus. 😭😭😭
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Niecy O'Keeffe
@NiecyOKeeffe
Oct 13, 2024
I’m deaf. It’s not a gimmick. It’s being deaf. Which is what normal ppl call a reality. You fucking utter cock weasel. You shit computer fax machine wrinkled bollock-faced old BATFUCK.
Lord Sugar
@Lord_Sugar
Oct 13, 2024
I don't know when Strictly come dancing are going to run out of contestant gimmicks. I would not be surprised if they had a AI mechanical robot next year. @bbcstrictly
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Niecy O'Keeffe
@NiecyOKeeffe
Jul 10, 2025
Phone call from hospital. Result of biopsy: Benign. 😭🥳🍾👯 Excuse me while I cry-breathe. 💆‍♀️
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