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(they) mx. condiment
@NicoLaNegrita
they/ellx, queer sex educator, professional shit talker
probably on a flight
Joined June 2013
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    I am not a girl or a boy I am only hot
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    2-day weekend in which you have to do laundry, get groceries, cook/meal prep, do your hair, and clean the crib isn’t od crazy?
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    Wizkid’s Flower Pads reminds me of how African niggas have asked me to speak Spanish during sex Like how boutttt…you speak Twi or Yoruba first 🤠
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    you ever noticed how "boyfriend" backwards is "niggasain'tshit"? I don't think that's just a coincidence.
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    I loooove having a crush and drowning in the land of make believe
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    Replying to @NicoLaNegrita
    I’m about to mute this bc y’all been killing my battery all day, but @Jidenna listen, baby, if you see this...let’s talk business. or I can give you waist too, either one is fine🥴
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    Remember when niggas used to have fuckin homework packets for the summer? Wtf typa shit was that & who approved it?
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    old enough to know what this is, smart enough to have never watched even a second of it
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    Nigga went from sexy to still sexy