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Nick Offerman
@Nick_Offerman
Citizen ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿท he/him ๐ŸŽจ:@MatttDavies
California
Joined February 2012
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    Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride
    Good morning and Happy Sunday! No quotes today. Just wanted to post how I feel about โ€œprideโ€ month.
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    Letโ€™s do this ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป
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    .@NRA @DLoesch our good-hearted show and especially our Leslie Knope represent the opposite of your pro-slaughter agenda - take it down and also please eat shit. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
    .@DLoesch thank you for being the voice of over 5 Million #NRA members.
    GIF
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    Dear @realDonaldTrump , Shove it up your ass. Sincerely, America
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    1/ This Fatherโ€™s Day, I compiled the most on-brand anecdotes of my dad, who is basically an Asian Ron Swanson. Thread:
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    I wanted to be a winner so I geared up and went to Pawnee to vote #VoteWarren
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    I'm headed to the Sundance #WomensMarch - ur welcome 2 come feel the weight of my feminist balls in your tiny hand if it'll help
    I'm planning a 'Men's March' to protest at the creeping global emasculation of my gender by rabid feminists. Who's with me?
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    That was a good old-fashioned ass-whupping. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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    I would grill that child the finest steak she had ever apprehended you turgid dumbass
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    Ironically qualifying them as patriots
    Three Eagles players have stated they don't intend to visit the White House lat.ms/2scbFmz
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    .โฆ@Lin_Manuelโฉ is this that show u were telling me about