Just experienced LA to its fullest.
A girl ate a habanero pepper and panicked and someone offered her a glass of milk and she paused mid freak out and goes “do you have almond milk?”
Nick Lehmann
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Nick Lehmann
@NickStopTalking
Ketchup is good. TV Writer on LOOT. Actor. Comedian. Famously wore Husky jeans as a child.
- Being a person with a brain and someone who can read during this period of history is really really difficult
- Oh you love therapy? Name three good therapists in my area and what insurance they take
- What are some of you gonna do if the vaccine has cilantro in it?
- Here I am trying to become an influencer by filming paid content and my parents are always messing it up by fighting
00:00 - I wasn’t gonna drink tonight but maybe I’ll have five glasses of wine
- Susan Page: Vice President Pence, are you prepared to take over if Trump were to pass away? Pence: I like turtles
- Remember when Lady Gaga was like: Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah Roma-roma-ma Gaga, ooh la-la And we were like, definitely!
- Don’t thumbs up my text just say you fucking hate me
- This is the most incredible clapback I've *ever* seen, give this actress from the Peloton ad an Academy Award
- Replying to @jakepaulI just screamed “be happy” in the mirror twelve times. Hasn’t worked yet but I’m going for thirteen!! Thanks for the tip
