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Nick Murphy
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Nick Murphy
@NickMurphy1995
National Content Editor for Reach plc's Content Hub, working across Mirror, Star, Express and more. @Dag_RedFC sufferer. [email protected]
- Hope Sky Sports sign up Clive Tyldesley and get Martin Tyler to announce it. "AAAAAND IT'S CLIVE"
- A whole generation of League Two perverts waiting up until 1am for 30 second highlights of Morecambe 1-0 Dagenham.Barclays this, Barclays that True NPower football heritage was finding out that your side was getting extended highlights on the Football League Show when Manish Bhasin started talking about their form from an ominously lit balcony
00:00 - Walking through Walthamstow Market this morning and someone appears to be selling a load of Carlisle United bath mats. Please bear in mind Walthamstow is over 300 miles from Carlisle. I am in absolute bits.
- “Theresa May survived a vote of no confidence by the Conservative Party, but it was the end of the road for Jose Mourinho after Manchester United’s 3-1 loss to arch-rivals Liverpool at Anfield”
- Boris is on the sidelines and Alan Curbishley will take interim charge of the UK for 6 months. What a scoop.
- Not saying this country is finished but it cost £1.50 a game to play pool last night and you had to pay by card. Disgrace.
- Do you reckon he’d have a brolly here if England hadn’t lost to Croatia in 2007?
- Premier League assistant referee Darren Cann is on Pointless. This is not a drill.
- Just you wait until Sunday when we have Shaun Williamson belting out ‘Something Inside So Strong’ in 28 degree heat at Wembley.
- Just incredible that a League One player has scored so many goals in non-league football.
- Shoutout to Oldham whose 19th place in a curtailed season now means their last 11 league seasons have produced... 16th, 17th, 16th, 19th, 15th, 15th, 17th, 17th, 21st, 14th and 19th place finishes. Poor sods.
- National League next season is a joke. Adam Rooney (66 goals in the SPL for Aberdeen since 2014) joining Salford City on a reported £4,000 a week. What's the fucking point? Basically financial doping.
