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Nic Keaney ๐Ÿ’€
@NicKeaney
Audience & Content Director @DailyMirror Prev: @Twitter @ITN @Dataminr @SkyNews #OSINT | #AI | #Forbes30Under30 | ๐ŸŒˆ | She/Her
London
Joined October 2012
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    Never give up! Itโ€™s always going to be the easier option but as soon as you do youโ€™ve failed. And how will you post exciting videos like this if you fail?! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘€
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    Hi @waitrose, Iโ€™ve bought a large Turkey but Iโ€™d like to swap it for 12 tubs of ice cream instead. And a bottle of gin. Can I do this in store?
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    WHY COULDNโ€™T WE FEED THE SCHOOL CHILDREN THEN
    New royal yacht named after Prince Philip to be 'commissioned within weeks', costing as much as ยฃ200m news.sky.com/story/new-royaโ€ฆ
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    Deeply ashamed to live in a country where baby formula and basic household goods are encased in anti-theft packaging. When are we going to address the reason parents are having to steal baby milk and support them instead of criminalising them.
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    There are men with bigger tits than me walking around soho shirtless and yet if I do the same I get arrested for indecency. What bullshit is that.
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    Iโ€™m at A&E and the triage nurse is Irish. My partner asks if I recognise him as weโ€™re probably relatedโ€ฆ๐Ÿ’€ I curtly explain that not every irish person knows each-other ๐Ÿ™ƒ Anyway, turns out Iโ€™m wrong and the nurse is, of course, well acquainted with my family in Tipperary ๐Ÿคก
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    Imagine refusing to wear a mask in a pandemic because of your โ€œcivil libertiesโ€ but forcing women to carry a baby to term โ€œfor the good of societyโ€... #Texas
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    โ€œCraig David is part of the GB Olympic Archery management team, chiefly as the bow selectorโ€ #Howling
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    Imagine spending the pandemic away from your family, risking your life as a nurse to help others and now having to beg for a 1% pay rise from a government who gave a woman a lifetime salary of 115k for 44 days work. Tell me thatโ€™s not corruption. But do so with a straight face.
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    I just tried to help a very elderly lady cross the road in West Hampstead and she told me to fuck off. The world is healing.
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    The prime minister just said we need to โ€œinsistโ€ the Taliban stops producing opium. Will that be a phone call or a strongly worded letter?
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    Everyone sees it right? Itโ€™s not just meโ€ฆ *calls therapist*
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    Iโ€™ve received a message containing screenshots with my hinge dating profile from someone โ€œthreateningโ€ to post them. So pls enjoy from my very own account. Happy Saturday.