Received a scathing email accusing me of something I did not do, I responded with receipts but it was ignored and instead I'm getting a phone apology? After ccing everybody? No Ma'am. We will warm regards till regards is cookeddd
Mambo Marie
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Mambo Marie
@Ngamsi_
Dreamer. Dendrophile. Retired witch (needed the broom for ewedu)|When i take a step you hear bang
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Born March 7
Joined June 2012
- imagine meeting this on the day you want to japaThis is Abuja airport. NLC strike nationwide so everyone is stranded right now. Doors shut, flights grounded.
00:00 - Just clocked that babies are adorable by design. The drooling, wailing and cuteness overload; all naturally built to melt your heart cos Lord knows if i open my eyes after 17 agonizing hours of labor to see a regular person with teeth saying hi and eating chickwizz i'll deck it
- Promised to buy bicycle for one of my smallies if he came 1st in his class this term. Random promise that stemmed from confidence hell would freeze over first (he's been straddling 7th and 8th since forever). Guess who just came 1st? GUESS WHOOOO
- Replying to @UgomandiasBruh my drafts are full. 8am Monday I go spoil everybody week
- A lady in that documentary attempted suicide 4 times after the sexual abuse but the concern is for the men's reputation and careers. You people obviously fly by day cos this one is beyond wickedness
- Replying to @delusss_Imagine giving premium backshots and the tattoo starts smiling >>>>>>>
- Never seen my TL so united. Everyone's walking the talk. Screaming, marching, collecting beatings, Mac trucks, bailing protesters, Rting and raising alarm. Even watsapping. My chest is tight. Super proud
- Big brother ends today so all of you that have been focused on Nigeria's "real problems" instead of immorality can wow us with your solutions
- This taxify guy just showed me the catapult hanging from rearview mirror he's been bursting Sanwo-Olu balloons with. Nigga legit parks on 3mb to shoot them down
- These umbrella academy kids must be frustrated blitzing through all these timelines. Can't rest in any universe. Can't do safelock on piggyvest cos you fit wake up before Odun existed
- Just unzipped skirt and my real stomach poured out. Exercise my sister says but life is too short to be running when nothing is pursuing you
- Scolding your Nigerian parent while they sit in sullen silence is such a full circle moment. Fully realizing your own ears that were for "decoration" are genetic. It's a new level of adulthood unlocked
