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Chris Newsom
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Avatar is a KEA -the world's only extremely smart mountain parrot that resides in Aotearoa (New Zealand). NOT at all related to Gavin Christopher Newsom
Aotearoa (New Zealandia)
Joined January 2012
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    ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION to this important piece of geography cc @pdbraide @afalli @MrOllyOwen @timisoleye @AfroVII
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    Replying to @donwinslow and @paulbrislen
    In New Zealand we've got a fairly high rate of gun ownership but very strict licensing & storage. And banned semi auto rifles since 2019. Number of school shootings since 1840 = ZERO. It's Guns +poor licensing/control + something very bad culturally
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    Super Saturday: I have $300 for biggest group of under 30s in Ashburton or Timaru who get jabbed on Saturday. Only evidence needed: Group photo outside vax centre after 9am Sat (maybe a DM of Vax card of at least 1 of group).. @dairymanNZ @MeganHands8 Short thread 1/
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    Dear Wealthy Nigeria The good health and safety of your driver and his family should now be a personal concern for you. You are no longer at another level. Yes... this applies to your security guard and the aide handing you your stuff. Welcome to Nigeria
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    Nigerian drivers also looking at this like Euro drivers and asking "where is the off road ?" ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
    Cybertruck off-roading in Southern California. This truck is unreal. My daily driver can go off road whenever I want.
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    Nope...Libya, Cambodia, and others testify that's not a reliable path..
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    Replying to @TheAishetu and @Jollz
    Yr 1 to 3 of parenting = worry quite a bit about keeping 'em alive... Yr 4 to 11 - Relax a bit Yr 12 to 18 -Thoughts & prayers daily ๐Ÿ˜…
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    Replying to @SeanPlunket
    Yeah...that's actually in very bad taste
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    So amidst all the post election noise there are a INEC accountability questions that need to be chased until they are forced to answer. Journalists have a critical role here. Here's an attempt at top 5....1/
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    Replying to @timbu and @markessien
    Gawd ....you have heard of correlation is not causality, right ?
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    The website of the firm that will partner in a "$15bn deal" atlantaglobalresources.com/about/agri-resโ€ฆ
    NDDC, US Firm Seal $15bn Deal for Construction of Mega Rail Line Connecting Niger Delta States global.ariseplay.com/amg/www.thisdaโ€ฆ Adamu, APC Leaders Visit Tinubu, Consider Sโ€™South for Senate President, Nโ€™West for Speaker WHO Urges Nigeria to Commit 80% Health Sector Budget to PHC ... Page
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    Replying to @MotherOfMeeps @fraidycat4 and @hamo_d
    This seems like a hard to beat suggestion but what about putting a sign of "experimental plot" on the berm and planting something that looks like hemp ?
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    Replying to @TheAishetu
    Meanwhile in W Africa: Dad: How was school? C1: Fine. Polio ppl came around again Dad: Wait..haven't you have already had about 5 doses ? C1: Yeah but they did everyone so ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ Dad: Opens Google
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    I think all this has a very simple solution - have Ng churches publish credible accounts overseen by a commission as per UK (thereby they meet obligation to show charitable use of funds to justify tax free status)