People on twitter be like:
"just your friendly reminder that [*insane rambling*]"
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- finally verified.
- I don't know who needs to hear this right now but [tired cliche]. Just know that you're [broad-sweeping platitude] 👏. It's ok to [verb] so, so much and remember that all you need is [tagline I heard from a Nike commercial pretending to be sage wisdom].
- If Steve Jobs ever walks up to me and offers me $100 million or a dictionary, I'll take the dictionary every time. That way I can always look up the real definition of wealth 💪
- New Internet Historian March 31. New Storymode April 7. New Incognito April 11. Another New Storymode April 17.
- omg how does studio gibbly make food look so good🤗🥕🍗🥦🌮
00:00 - 58008 lmao, guys, turn your phone upside down right now.
- Let's say you owned a shop -- would it be possible to charge 10,000x the normal price on everything then offer a 9,999x discount for anyone who pays using cash/cards? That way anyone who shoplifts misses the discount and is committing a bigger crime and more likely to face jail?
- So turns out you can't delete your DMs. It just hides them from YOUR side. There have been dozens of times I've written something, sent it and gone... nah and deleted. Then reedited and resent. Then went... nah again. They got ALL of those messages. Brb, cringing into dust.
