Vanessa (@Nessakins

Vanessa

120.5K posts

Vanessa

@Nessakins_

Biochemist/Wonder Woman • Happy Meal respecter • from Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits • ☧

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Joined July 2012

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Vanessa
@Nessakins_
17h
New koozie just dropped and it’s just in time for the 4th of July 🇺🇸 Black with below design on each side; slim can and regular can size available. $6/ea + S&H (calculated after I get your info). Limited qty! DM me to preorder 💁🏻‍♀️ shipping out on Jun 20th!
Vanessa
@Nessakins_
Jun 10
Y’all want slim can koozies or regular koozies?
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Vanessa
@Nessakins_
Jan 12, 2025
I got charged $1 for being a white American. This is racist bullshit.
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Vanessa
@Nessakins_
Oct 9, 2024
Gotta be rough for this guy, who is apparently the only baker in the entire fucking state of Colorado.
New York Post
@nypost
Oct 9, 2024
Colorado’s Supreme Court dismisses suit against baker who wouldn’t make cake for transgender woman trib.al/zErM0Gi
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Vanessa
@Nessakins_
Jul 13, 2025
ekri
@ekrii3
Jul 13, 2025
Replying to @DrewPavlou
Are you insane? You seriously think you should be allowed to kill someone just because they’re in your home?
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Vanessa
@Nessakins_
Apr 30, 2024
When I’m at Texas Roadhouse and I see my steak and potato come out after I’ve smashed 2 baskets of rolls and cinnamon butter.
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Vanessa
@Nessakins_
May 22, 2025
“Can you turn the lights down? I want to show you something.”
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Vanessa
@Nessakins_
Apr 3, 2025
I dunno, lady—the more you give house floor speeches and do tv interviews with your kid, the more I think you’re able to be present for a vote.
U.S. Rep. Brittany Pettersen
@RepPettersen
Apr 2, 2025
I'm joining @Morning_Joe at 7:30 am ET! Make sure to tune in soon!
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Vanessa
@Nessakins_
Feb 12, 2025
Just picked up my emotional support animal.
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Vanessa
@Nessakins_
Jun 23, 2025
Imagine having a freshly microwaved pepperoni Hot Pocket, bombing the sand people, then taking a victory shit and flying home
New York Post
@nypost
Jun 22, 2025
B-2 bomber pilots had toilet, microwave and a cooler for snacks on their 37-hour Fordow bombing raid trib.al/4VFBjCZ
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Vanessa
@Nessakins_
Apr 16, 2025
I thought “gooning” meant eating the entire bag of crab rangoons from the Chinese restaurant. You guys are sick.
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Vanessa
@Nessakins_
Nov 23, 2024
“When I die, I want to donate my body to science.” The science:
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Vanessa
@Nessakins_
Aug 1, 2025
Her campaign raised over $1B and it still wasn’t enough to make her likable, relatable, or intelligent. She didn’t flip a single county. Not one.
New York Post
@nypost
Aug 1, 2025
Kamala Harris whines about ‘broken system’ during Colbert interview – despite 4 years as VP trib.al/xH0fYjT
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Vanessa
@Nessakins_
Sep 23, 2022
OH MY GOD I’m dying. x.com/purpleheart726…
Vanessa
@Nessakins_
Apr 12, 2024
Friendly reminder that you can sneak hotdogs into the movie theatre with an insulated tumbler. Follow me for more Bidenomics™️ tips.
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