surprised they’ve never made the stoner Christmas movie where the wrong cookies get left out for Santa and the friend group who were planning on getting baked have to deliver the presents in his stead
i try to live my life so that when I die, they're not making documentaries about me where scientists are going "this was a stupid, stupid man" every time it cuts to a picture of me
"Black Eyed Peas, I think you have a real party song on your hands here that has the potential to stay with people forever. I just have one suggestion..."
explaining to my wife the minor existential crisis I had in high school when I got invited to a cool party for once and a friend tells everyone “give Blake any cartoon and I bet he knows who created it.” A girl throws out “Hey Arnold” and I mumble “Craig Bartlett.”
I was working at a Firehouse Subs at the time and we had this episode playing on the tv in the corner of the ceiling. My manager went “no” in disbelief.