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Nemo Bandz
@NOTTHEPAPPY
BackBeatersUniversity
Houston, TX
Joined January 2011
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    Me sneaking a rotisserie chicken in the movies .
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    Nobody: Winter: “Bitch and another thing”
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    I was never a good side nigga. I’ll FaceTime you when I know he’s around. IDGAF, I love you too, Bitch
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    Break a $100 dollar bill IT'S OVER You be retracing steps like I put $20 in the tank like $8 on my food. How the hell I only got $3.43 left
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    When you start catching feelings and you have to reevaluate who you really are
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    Rihanna make music for chicks who text you I miss you then ignore you the rest of the week .
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    Good pussy will have a nigga fallin asleep ass naked on soft..
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    females gangsta af now hop in the car talking bout "play Kodak black" bitch I'm bout to put this jodeci on black and mild smoking ass hoe.
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    Why y’all getting pregnant by dudes who gone need a ride to the hospital ?
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    Fat co worker: "ehhh you smoke weed that's a turn off" Me looking for who was tryna Turn her on
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    Bitches Get They nails Done & Start a Argument Just To Point..
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    Hearing I love you during sex is the best feeling especially when both of y'all lying .
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    A chick will get drunk and tell you all these feelings she got for you then you don't hear from til she drunk again .
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    Bruh, these so much sexier than thongs.