Modern Stand Up Philosopher (@Mynamis

Modern Stand Up Philosopher

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Modern Stand Up Philosopher

@Mynamis_Private

Stand Up Philosophy Master of Bulshido

Joined January 2022

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Modern Stand Up Philosopher
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Apr 14
Replying to @RepMikeTurner
Fuck you, Mike. Don't speak for me, asshole. Pakistan has nukes. N. Korea has nukes. So does China and Russia. Israel even has nukes and doesn't comply with any regulations or oversight. Quit pushing the bullshit Bibi has been spouting for decades.
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Jul 22, 2025
Replying to @leonardaisfunny
He is so lucky. That dumb bitch could have gotten her man killed by interfering. Zero survival instincts.
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Apr 1, 2025
Replying to @MomsPostingLs
He probably paid for the surgery as well... Bitch.
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Nov 20, 2024
Replying to @politicalawake
Died in prison because she offended the Jews with a harmless opinion. How sad.
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Jun 30, 2025
Replying to @Babygravy9
Yes, it is true.. Jordan Peterson sold his fucking soul to Ben Shapiro for shekels and his body is rebelling against the seditious actions. It's like your body would fight if you tried to stick your dick in a blender.
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Nov 27, 2024
Replying to @GarbageHuman24
I love how the blacks were literate and poets when most were illiterate, and now they're functionally illiterate in a time of literacy.
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May 1, 2025
Replying to @TheOnlyDSC
It gets worse when you find out the barbarian that was filming her followed a single mother with a child to the car after a confrontation on a kid's playground, and the barbarian has alleged child sex offenses pending.
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May 5, 2025
Replying to @Sayitpop
The chef's kiss was the soccer ball kick to the back of the head and the groan of agony. Delightful.
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Dec 25, 2024
Replying to @GarbageHuman24
She can lie about it, but it will eventually leak. The problem isn't the coal burning. It is the fact she takes high-risk gambles, and she's impulsive, with little common sense.
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Jun 13, 2024
Replying to @UltraDane
Actually, that was a clear as day sign of God's judgment. The blasphemous sodomite simply refuses to accept it.
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Mar 17, 2025
Replying to @AfricanArchives
Actually, this marks 34 years since Harlins tried to rob a store. Classic FAFO
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Aug 25, 2025
Replying to @UltraDane
The kid is having issues and mom could comfort the little mongrel, but she would rather neglect her flesh and blood in hopes of picking a fight. We don't have a race problem, but rather a problem race.
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Nov 6, 2024
Fun fact: when you win the popular vote and in a landslide, you don't have to unify jack shit. The vast majority agrees with Trump's vision. The minority needs to either get on board or sit down and shut the fuck up.
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Dec 31, 2024
Replying to @DeIudedShaniqwa
Pattern recognition isn't racism.
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