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Mwang!
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Mwang!
@Mwass_
half human, a third bad at fractions. as seen in the movie about a guy lying about being in a movie. desiderata. Writing. Talking @micchequepod
- RT if you're a youth and your phone does not have tentacles.A rare picture of today's youth.
- I know Dave Chappelle is already writing Azealia Banks material for his next special. “She said I cheated on my wife. I was furious. Everyone asked me ‘Dave, is it true? Did you do it?’ And I was gonna deny it. But she also said I have good dick. Fellas, it’s a tough one...” 😂
- Replying to @Mwass_“Are my strokes as good as my jokes? You decide. Because I’m not gonna say I didn’t do it. However, that doesn’t mean that I did. What I know without an ounce of doubt deep down is that if I was to ever fuck a washed up rapper from New York, it would definitely be Ja Rule.” 😂
- Replying to @Mwass_“My manager called and told me I needed to make a statement. I said NIGGA, I ALREADY DID! And people ask me, ‘Dave, what did your wife say?’ and I laugh. My wife looked me dead in the eye and said, ‘I know that’s not true because I’ve fucked you. And you’re not that good.” 😂
- Journalist: People died President: Property was destroyed
- Saa hii ukitaka kuomoka and retire early just sell curtains to Khaligraph.
- The “Ha” in “Hakuna Matata” is looking very silent right now.
- Replying to @Mwass_I am not Dave’s burner account. Although if I was, this is exactly what I’d tweet 😂
GIF - Wacha niulize landlord kama December naweza lipa rent ya bafu pekee ju itakuwa kuingia, kuoga, kutoka
- Daily reminder that if you’re a fiction writer in Kenya, your main competition is reality 😂Kenya Airways to stop transporting monkeys to US labs bit.ly/3IOFNHe
- Suits could never write an episode like the one we’ve witnessed today. Even Boston legal 😂
- From Paris to Parisn’t.
- Amesema “Let me tell you” mara ishirini but hasn’t told us anything.
