The democrats couldn’t get us another stimulus check but they found more money for the police
Bяyan
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- Kid Rock is part of a proud tradition of rich kids pretending to be working class and growing up to be Republicans
- My sister dated a guy who claimed to be the voice of buster bunny from Tiny Toons and when you asked him to do the voice he said he was contractually prevented from doing it outside of the recording booth
- A group of white men is called a podcast
- Cops are always like “someone cummed in my Pepsi and now I’m in the hospital” and a day later they issue a small print press release that says “there was no cum in the Pepsi” because a cop doesn’t know what a panic attack is
- Replying to @bennyjohnson @BernieSanders and @AOCI need 34 different brands of canned tomatoes to feel free
- My mom called me yesterday and said that she was pleasantly surprised that they put $185 dollars on her food stamp card because she usually gets $16. Fucking $16.
- I love the idea that the guy who helped Clarence Thomas get confirmed is gonna save us from conservative court packing
- Politico interviewed me about why I won’t vote for biden so I’m expected to be the main villain of Twitter very soon
- I kind of feel bad for Weird Al because he worked his ass off for years to make funny songs and then Disturbed does a cover of Sounds of Silence and accidentally makes the funniest song ever
- Who the fuck are these people that love their private insurance?
- Just saw a completely hammered suburban dad walk up to a couple of cops and bust their balls for wearing bulletproof vests to eat tacos.
- The Situation is Richard Nixon nowThe Situation has big "extra in the movie Gotti" vibes
- HE WAS IN HIS OWN FUCKING HOUSEBREAKING: Investigator: Dallas police officer said she gave "verbal commands" that neighbor ignored before she fatally shot him. apne.ws/OXZuhz5
