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Shelly NitNots
@MsNitnots
I'm on a mission, but it's impossible. x.com/search?q=From%…
New Jersey, USA
Joined April 2012
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    I would like to possibly have sex again before I die.
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    Office selfies are back. 😉
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    Good morning from me and all my personalities! 😂
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    I wish they made shut the fuck up spray.
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    I'm sick and I am going to complain all day about it like a man.
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    I love that moment when the grin turns evil.
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    Omg I kinda wanna lick you.
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    I just had a full blown argument with myself in my head. I'm winning by the way.
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    Girl in front of me on the bus just sent a text that was like a novel and the response was like a word and now even I'm pissed off about it.
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    Have a bright sunshiney day my friends! 💗🌸☀️
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    I really wish my dog would use his inside bark.
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    You not blocking me tells me that you're probably crazier than I am.. That's hot.
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    Just for the record, "No one" is always two words. Noone is NOT a word unless you add "r" at the end.
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    Relationship status: If you had a bunny, I'd fucking boil it.