I would like to possibly have sex again before I die.
Shelly NitNots
43.7K posts
I'm on a mission, but it's impossible. x.com/search?q=From%…
New Jersey, USA
Joined April 2012
- I wish they made shut the fuck up spray.
- I'm sick and I am going to complain all day about it like a man.
- I love that moment when the grin turns evil.
- Omg I kinda wanna lick you.
- I just had a full blown argument with myself in my head. I'm winning by the way.
- Girl in front of me on the bus just sent a text that was like a novel and the response was like a word and now even I'm pissed off about it.
- I really wish my dog would use his inside bark.
- You not blocking me tells me that you're probably crazier than I am.. That's hot.
- Just for the record, "No one" is always two words. Noone is NOT a word unless you add "r" at the end.
- Relationship status: If you had a bunny, I'd fucking boil it.




