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Mr. Johnson, Esq. ❄️
@Mr_PHROZEN
Husband | Father | Attorney | Gym Bro 💪🏾 | 1906 | Gamer 🎮
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    Mr. Johnson, Esq. ❄️
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    Apr 4, 2025
    I PASSED THE FUCKIN BAR EXAM!!!
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    Mr. Johnson, Esq. ❄️
    @Mr_PHROZEN
    Sep 25, 2020
    “Now if I bite her ass imma be wrong” 😂
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    Mr. Johnson, Esq. ❄️
    @Mr_PHROZEN
    Oct 7, 2024
    Cranberry keeping herself in business. You see all them mixed babies she got?!
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    Redd
    iris
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    Oct 5, 2024
    who the F*CK іs keeping cranberry juice in business?
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    Mr. Johnson, Esq. ❄️
    @Mr_PHROZEN
    Feb 3, 2021
    Some people wake up everyday and can just see. No contacts or glasses. Just eyeballs and that’s wild to me 🥴🙄😂
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    Mr. Johnson, Esq. ❄️
    @Mr_PHROZEN
    Apr 26, 2024
    Simpsons? This is Blues Clues man
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    Gavin Thomas
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    Apr 25, 2024
    Spotted this chair today at Goodwill for 5 bucks. Looks like something right out of The Simpsons 😆
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    Mr. Johnson, Esq. ❄️
    @Mr_PHROZEN
    Jun 27, 2020
    Y’all DO realize y’all CAN take women on nice dates without breaking the bank?
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    Mr. Johnson, Esq. ❄️
    @Mr_PHROZEN
    Mar 25, 2020
    Wasnt one trash song in this selection. He gotta be one of them born in 99 babies
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    NATE 🤙🏾
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    Mar 25, 2020
    I’m 99.999% accurate 🤷🏾‍♂️…
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    Mr. Johnson, Esq. ❄️
    @Mr_PHROZEN
    Nov 11, 2020
    “😬😮”
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    Mr. Johnson, Esq. ❄️
    @Mr_PHROZEN
    Jan 18, 2019
    What Happened To Monday is UNMATCHED. PERIOD 🤷🏾‍♂️
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    Dee Holt 🍎🍟🍎❄️ ➏
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    Jan 18, 2019
    Replying to @D_1andOnly_
    Which movie is the best Netflix Original?
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    Mr. Johnson, Esq. ❄️
    @Mr_PHROZEN
    Mar 10, 2020
    Y’all slandering Meg for her 2.7 GPA but we’re not gonna talk about the fact that some of y’all didn’t have that 2.5 to join a certain fraternity or sorority 🥴🌚
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    Mr. Johnson, Esq. ❄️
    @Mr_PHROZEN
    Nov 6, 2024
    And most of us ain’t even in our mid 30s
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    BIG MAMA
    @dvngerousliy
    Nov 6, 2024
    Millennials have witnessed SO much.
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    Mr. Johnson, Esq. ❄️
    @Mr_PHROZEN
    Oct 17, 2025
    Is macaroni and cheese called “mac” because it’s short for macaroni or is it an acronym for macaroni and cheese
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    Mr. Johnson, Esq. ❄️
    @Mr_PHROZEN
    Sep 25, 2019
    Me after winning my first race in Mario Kart Tour 😂
    FineΣΣe Papi
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    Mr. Johnson, Esq. ❄️
    @Mr_PHROZEN
    Feb 1, 2024
    Best shit ever forreal lol. A little dangerous but i wouldn’t change it for nothing
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