Man in the gym: Nice music tattoo! So you sing?
Me: Yeah- a lil bit. *heads to shower*
Him outside my shower stall: I don't hear no singing in there! I need to hear you singing in that shower!
Me:
My Dad to 22 year old me: Son, in a relationship there's a man and a woman. Which one are you?
Me: Neither. We're two men who respect each other.
Dad: Bullshyt, I seen ya "partner." I know you da girl.
Me:
I really hope Janine keeps the job at the district cuz more money and meaningful work is a win.👌🏾
But I know her dramatic ass gonna go back to teaching and being broke so she can keep dry humping Gregory and dealing with them uglass kids😩
Oh and to everyone canceling their Disney+ subscriptions - here are some free links to watch Netflix/Disney+/Amazon etc. online.
Get your fix and keep your dollar 🤭🫶🏾