Middle aged, out of shape, vulgar Black Man with a delusional sense of how young & fit I am & an inflated sense of how my degrees and height make me attractive.
My date tonight was cute but she took an extra 15 min getting ready & almost made us miss the reservations. Then she played on her phone the entire car ride. She ordered the most expensive thing on the menu and a meal to go so she can feed her mom.
Gotta block her after this.