Not now babe, I’m busy building the “MAGA parlay” for engagement and account health
Mr. Liiiimited
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Mr. Liiiimited
@MrLiimited
Helping you one account health play at a time
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Joined January 2021
- Just saw John Daly WD, you think he was on the sauce at 6am, saw a bunch of cops, and just turned around and got the fuck out of there?
- Replying to @SharpFootballI think he’s saying “It’s too early” ie calm the fuck down coach let’s act like we’ve been there before
- Replying to @JoshRogers13 @TroyAikman and @UofLSheriff50U know ball
- Buddy you wouldn’t believe how many people bet +200 on DraftKings when +230 is available on FanDuelApparently, only 16% of people check Uber and Lyft. I'm very surprised! Every time I do, I'm shocked by the amount of price dispersion..
- Replying to @AB84I literally only have notifications on for Antonio Brown tweets
- Don’t remind me. Absolutely horrible beat for Samuel J Tilden bettors in 1876Trump Moneyline is the best bet you can make on the election The Favorite has won 43/45 (96%) of presidential elections all time And @Kalshi is the first legal place to bet on the election in the United States
- "Fanatics tops in Female users"
More from Morgan Stanley's report that found ~50% of bets are parlays: 🎯Young bettors wager most 👩🦱Women place bigger bets 📱ESPN leads in young user % 👩🦱Fanatics tops in female users 📈 Lousiana has the highest parlay % legalsportsreport.com/214204/morgan-… - lol I’ve never seen them respond to any of these. How long until this gets deleted and this intern gets a talking to?
- Bet thousands on a coin flip at fair odds of +100: "insane" "call the number bro" "what are you doing?" Bet thousands on a -25% SGP you shill to subscribers: "Alright I'm tailing" "he's for the people" "This guy is rich, must be a good bet" "Let's lock in here"
- Aspiring new handicappers of twitter, welcome! And remember: If you show small unit sizes, you're unprofitable because otherwise you'd have more money If you show large unit sizes, you're unprofitable because otherwise you'd be limited If you don't show units, we assume they're
- Replying to @joelklattYes, we need to take a look at how we select the NFL playoffs. Alabama deserved Denver’s spot here
- It does sort of sound crazy when you explain the US sports betting economy out loud to smart finance friends who aren’t involved “The lines must be efficient so you can’t win right” No, actually it’s really easy to win by betting bad lines. The problem is they’ll kick you out
