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George Wallace
@MrGeorgeWallace
The Official George Wallace Twitter. Trying to serve it up with hot sauce for you. God bless.
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    George Wallace
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    Feb 19, 2025
    If I were on a damn talking cat show I wouldn't be flappin' my gums about it so much. So proud of "Clean Slate". It's always a good time to choose love, and right now it's more important than ever. Now Certified Fresh and streaming on @PrimeVideo.
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    George Wallace
    @MrGeorgeWallace
    Mar 27, 2021
    I'll bring voters all the damn water I want. I'm gonna have a cart out there like a motherfletchin' flight attendant. Mineral water. Spring water. Smart Water. Vitamin water. Holy water. Muddy Waters. All the waters! Jim Crow can kiss my black ass!
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    George Wallace
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    Aug 25, 2020
    4,634 people died of Covid in China. Total. We're at 177,000 and climbing. Don't call it the "China virus". This shit is the "Trump Mumps".
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    George Wallace
    @MrGeorgeWallace
    Aug 13, 2017
    That little baby grew up believing in goodness and justice and standing up to hate. Heather Heyer. Say her name.
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    George Wallace
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    Aug 22, 2024
    👏KEEP👏GUS👏WALZ'S👏NAME👏OUT👏YO'👏DAMN👏MOUTH👏👏HE👏LOVES👏HIS👏DAD👏AND👏AIN'T👏AFRAID👏TO👏SHOW👏THAT👏SHIT👏AND👏WHATNOT!👏
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    George Wallace
    @MrGeorgeWallace
    Jan 6, 2021
    If those assholes looked like me they woulda been dead three times over before they got a mile from a Capitol balcony.
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    George Wallace
    @MrGeorgeWallace
    Mar 20, 2020
    Yo' momma's so stupid she dismantled the pandemic response team in April of 2018.
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    George Wallace
    @MrGeorgeWallace
    Sep 22, 2022
    Damn guuuurl, is your ass declassified? 'Cause I was just thinkin' about it.
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    George Wallace
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    Feb 8, 2017
    Ask not what your country can do for you Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. My daughter Ivanka has been treated so unfairly by Nordstrom
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    George Wallace
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    Apr 1, 2019
    Any recommendations for countries I should visit in Mexico?
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    George Wallace
    @MrGeorgeWallace
    May 18, 2021
    👏STOP👏PUTTING👏15👏HONEYDEW👏 CHUNKS👏 IN 👏 MY 👏 DAMN 👏 FRUIT 👏CUP 👏AIN'T 👏NO 👏ONE👏 LIKES 👏THAT👏 SHIT!👏
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    George Wallace
    @MrGeorgeWallace
    Jul 30, 2020
    Hey secret police, if you EVER kidnap me and throw me in a rental van I will shit so bad inside that van. I hope your unconstitutional asses are ready to pay $1,700 to get my grown man feces outta that Chrysler Pacifica and whatnot.
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    George Wallace
    @MrGeorgeWallace
    Jan 13, 2022
    Don't tell my ass to "stick to comedy" if you're a plumber still tweetin' about Benghazi twelve times a day. Why don't you stick to shit, my dude!?
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    George Wallace
    @MrGeorgeWallace
    Aug 29, 2019
    I'll straight up wear Vans in a car and listen to The Cars in a van I really don't give a shit anymore.