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my lifelong best friend died and I decided to make a mini standup special about it as a tribute to her. here’s a short clip
watch the full special here:
youtu.be/FeOx5njpgZk
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Drew Landry
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Drew Landry
@MrDrewLandry
comic. writer. confident trainwreck. check out my award-winning special/ album All My Friends Are Dead
- me when my friend is explaining the rules of the board game
- just rewatched Texas Chainsaw Massacre and it has NOT AGED WELL. First off, murdering people with a chainsaw is literally illegal,
- 2 Mega 2 LopolisFrancis Ford Coppola teases his final film: “The last one will be immense.”
- Vance watching the speech:
00:27Replying to @atruparTrump: "You know there's a theory -- pick a really bad vice president, that way they never get rid of you." 
how do people not know what John Mulaney did to his ex wife- funniest possible outcome would be if the album is just 25 more Drake diss tracksKendrick Lamar is “locked in” making new music 👀 An album is rumored to drop this year.
- “I think Black Panther is the 9th greatest action movie of all time”
We've Gathered 50 of the Best Action Movies of All Time. No. 47 — "The Rock" (1996 No. 32 — "Total Recall" (1990) No. 26 — "The Adventures of Robin Hood" (1938) No. 12 — "The Bourne Identity" (2002) No. 3 — "John Wick" (2014) Full list: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-m… - love how Tucker Carlson acts like all gay folks are pedophiles but then hangs out with the one of the actual gay pedophilesTucker Carlson: "Do you watch Netflix anymore?" Frank Underwood (Kevin Spacey): "Probably as much as you watch Fox."
00:00 - the fact that Will Ferrell did Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Step Brothers, Old School, Elf, Blades of Glory and The Other Guys in a span of like 6 years is fuckin bonkers. 2000’s Will Ferrell like the 90’s Chicago Bulls run of comedy
- this is the funniest possible ending to this saga. He did a rally to kiss trump’s ass and he bombed so hard that trump is like “I’ve never heard of this dork”
