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Morgan Bagg
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Morgan Bagg
@MorganBagg
used to work in sports. now i just tweet about them. ᵕ̈
- Acting like you didn’t rob a HR and letting them fully celebrate might be the most menacing thing I’ve ever seen
- Replying to @MorganBaggJust a man and his dip without a care in the world 💁♀️😂
- Baseball isn’t boring. You are.
- Today we learned: 1) It is possible to drink for 48 hours and not die. 2) The only way the NHL is going to get the Cup away from Ovi is to take it back while he’s doing drunk snow angels in the fountains. 3) Stanley Cup Champ Ovi has exceeded all of our expectations.
- When the fan in the stands yelling “I GOT IT” actually works for once
00:00 - Tony Romo analyzing the cat on the field is peak Thursday Night Football
- This is now my favorite thing on the internet. x.com/barstoolsports…
- Replying to @MorganBagg“ThAT’s nOt A bAlL BoY ThAt’s A mAN.” Yes, thank you for that astute observation.
00:00 - “Happy Birthday, Old Timer. Goodbye mid 20’s and Hellooooo almost 30’s” When your friends make you a homemade card that says the above to show they’re thoughtful but also a bunch of assholes. #blessed
- I want to watch baseball without hearing about viagra. That is all I want.
