Go fuck yourself
Susan Heffley is on the naughty list.
Susan Heffley
2,953 posts
Susan Heffley
@MomHeffley
Loving mommy of Greg, Manny and Rodrick. (This is a parody account)
Joined August 2018
- Banished by the hands that created me. My existence is fated to dwell in sin
- Thank you for bringing this to my attention! Greg and I will be having a SERIOUS talk when he gets home!
- I'm sorry Adolf Hitler
- greg has a fucking knife oh my god
- Three generations of Heffley family wealth had all been invested in Mom Bucks. I am going to kill myselfshit moms gunna be so mad
- Sorry for the 3 year absence! Greg thought it would be funny to report me as an illegal enemy combatant to the Department of Defense, and I spent the last 36 months detained at Camp Delta in Guantanamo Bay. I was suspended from the ceiling by my arms for 23 hours a day. Yowie!
- Greg has proclaimed himself to be on "Sicko Mode" after snorting 88 grams of Fentanyl and slamming Manny's head into the drywall.
