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Congregant: Rabbi, I have a strong desire to live forever. What should I do?
Rabbi: Join Twitter.
Congregant: And will I live forever?
Rabbi: No, but the desire will disappear.
Modern 🇮🇱 Talmud
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Modern 🇮🇱 Talmud
@ModernTalmud
What if the Talmud were written today? New-world comedy 🤝 Old-world teachings. Feel free to tweet your own! DM or [email protected]
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Joined July 2017
- I used to tell a joke about Lot’s wife. Looking back, it wasn’t a great idea.
- He babysat my brother’s kids. May God avenge his blood.
- Is it Islamophobic to say I’m afraid of being treated by Muslim doctors since October 7th?
- I support Israel’s right to defend itself and wipe out Hamas. Post a 🇮🇱 if you agree.
- Happy birthday, Israel! You look good 🇮🇱❤️
- Sad news to share. My brother-in-law’s first cousin was one of the heroes who fell in battle over the weekend protecting Am Yisrael from Hamas. May his memory be a blessing, and Hashem yikom damo. Let us hope his sacrifice will not be in vain. ❤️🩹🇮🇱
