Noland Arbaugh (@ModdedQuad) / X

Noland Arbaugh

2,536 posts

Noland Arbaugh

@ModdedQuad

I am P1 - Neuralink’s first patient. Czarborg. Neuralnaut.

Arizona, USA

Joined April 2018

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Noland Arbaugh
@ModdedQuad
Nov 19, 2025
There was a time when I stayed up all night and slept all day because there wasn’t anything worth waking up for. No plans. No goals. No purpose. Then I got my Neuralink implant and everything shifted. I started going to bed early. I woke up excited for the day ahead. And just
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Noland Arbaugh
@ModdedQuad
Mar 22, 2024
Twitter banned me because they thought I was a bot, @X and @elonmusk reinstated me because I am.
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Noland Arbaugh
@ModdedQuad
Mar 22, 2024
Neuralink was kind enough to open their doors for me to tour their headquarters a few weeks back. It was an amazing experience and a day I'll never forget. This was at a company wide meeting at the end of the day. Thank you to everyone who made this possible. Hope y'all enjoy!
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Noland Arbaugh
@ModdedQuad
Oct 8, 2024
Registered to vote today just in the nick of time. I've been debating whether or not to post about my politics on here because I didn't want to alienate anyone, but I think this election is way too important not to get involved. That's why I'll be voting for @realDonaldTrump
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Noland Arbaugh
@ModdedQuad
Oct 29, 2024
Today is exactly 9 months since I got my surgery. Boy does it not feel like it. Let me update you on what’s been going on and what is to come. In the last couple of months I traveled to Paris and used my Neuralink over an ocean and on another continent away from any physical
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Noland Arbaugh
@ModdedQuad
Aug 29, 2024
Today is seven months since I had my surgery. Here's a quick update. Currently I'm in session with the great staff at Neuralink Monday through Friday for roughly four hours each day. I'm working on using different body parts and movements for left, right, and middle click. I'm
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Noland Arbaugh
@ModdedQuad
Jun 20, 2024
I made a meme using my @neuralink while on a flight to Austin. Pretty sure this is a first. Not long ago this would have been impossible.
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Noland Arbaugh
@ModdedQuad
Jun 20, 2025
It's so awesome to see the other @neuralink guys using their implants for all sorts of cool stuff. Great to see them getting some love on @X as well @ALScyborg @greiner_ro52817
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Noland Arbaugh
@ModdedQuad
Oct 31, 2025
put me in, coach.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Oct 31, 2025
Noland might be the first to receive a Neuralink upgrade and/or dual Neuralink implant to further augment his abilities. It won’t be long before a Neuralink recipient can beat most and eventually all humans at fast reaction video games.
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Noland Arbaugh
@ModdedQuad
Jun 8, 2024
I'd like to make jokes about hearing voices in my head since getting the @neuralink, but I feel like people would take it the wrong way. Plus, the voices in my head told me not to.
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Noland Arbaugh
@ModdedQuad
Oct 21, 2024
I have a mild internal crisis every time I click the "I'm not a robot" box on websites.
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Noland Arbaugh
@ModdedQuad
Mar 28, 2025
Update 3/28 (14 months) It’s been a few months since my last update, and I’m sorry for that. I was really excited to give my one year update, but unfortunately I was hacked that very day (and again the following week) due to my own idiocy. Those experiences left me with a bad
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Noland Arbaugh
@ModdedQuad
Nov 5, 2024
So true. Neuralink Patient Unable To Stop Hand From Voting For Trump
Neuralink Patient Unable To Stop Hand From Voting For Trump
From theonion.com
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Noland Arbaugh
@ModdedQuad
Sep 6, 2024
I’ll try not to intimidate them with my superior computation.
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