If you’re not old money and you marry into old money, you’ll regret your existence.
You think this is Gu Jun Pyo or Boys over flowers?
Mo' Ibrahim
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- My first internship out of Uni was at a finance house in Marina. Sat with a really nice babe that went to Notre Dame. Sharp as a pin. First day they asked us to do something with excel. Appaz, they placed bets. She opened it and hit Alt + W + V + G. I knew I was fucked.
- Nigerian moms have started. Few weeks ago, she didn’t know who Mohbad was. Now every 2 days - “Bawo ni, Shey won ti arrest boy Naira Marley yen?”
- Iyanya, you’re next. After this UN interview/court session, you’ll explain to us what you’re doing with that girl.
- My grandpa used to own a big ranch in Iseyin till Fulani herdsmen murdered him. Said the "cow-rearing" business was theirs. A Yoruba man had no business doing it and thriving. Killed him in his own ancestral home back in '95. No grudges but you never forget a story like that.
- I once saw a young couple sponsor each other through Warwick and Rennes Business Schools in turns over 4 years. Top earners now. You're setting yourself up if you don't support your spouses' dreams.
- Replying to @buhkolarLmao. This is where you expect I’d dunk on you right? Tell you what I do etc. No, wrong guy!
- In my house, everyone is married. So they bought matching outfits with their spouses for December.They bought for me too... to match with the kids. 🙃
- Tech bros arise. We need a platform that does insurance for wigs. Allows women to pay for wig easily. Disrupt the wig space. Wiggyvest.
- “His dad should have allowed him to play chess” You’re so silly. Apart from Tunde, you’ll tell me how many chess players you know from Mushin. He could’ve easily turned another “egbon werey to ma n gbe board kiri yen”.
- I desperately stay away from people with religion as their sole personality. Most of the times it’s utter bs and they are rubbish people.
- Replying to @OgboruChujorStories like this should be told everyday, so people realize that men are not 100% dead beat dads. Some are super-amazing. I hope my kids will one day say words like this about me. "Taking care of family"- is an ideal I hope to live for and if need be, die for.
- My friends haven’t shared any academic moment. They dare not. I’ll out them. One repeated Primary 3 twice. One failed common entrance. One got into Federal coz his daddy knew the principal. They are all on twitter.
- Nigerian law firms asked people to write LSATs for NYSC roles. It takes 2/3 months to prepare for the LSATs + the stress of just finishing the bar finals. Some did 8 rounds of interviews to offer you 65k. That 4-8 years corporate associate, you won’t find it by Gods grace.