Cops: "Unajua Osama?"
Me: "Eeh namjua"
Cops: "Unajua Osama aje"
Me: "Si aliuwawa na Obama"
Cops:"Kijana unadhani hii ni mchezo," alafu ananimwagia maji baridi iko na ice kwa kichwa
- My Gikuyu mum calling her friend;WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH JUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEE
- WE ARE DONE!! From Rongai to Town on foot to join my fellow Youths in solidarity to #RejectFinanceBill2024 and #OccupyParliament WE MUST BE SEEN
- Usiwai kuwa under the illusion you are missing out on anything kwa anything in life, pressure isiwai kuingia
- Kuna time manzi neighbour yangu alitaka tucost share my WiFi nikamshow nalipia 3k p/m instead of 1600,akituma dooh endmonth nilikuwa nampeleka nayo pizza inn ju alikuwa ananichezesha mechi
- Kenyans will let Tanasha Donna get away with this because she a celebrity 😭
00:00 - I walked from Rongai to Nairobi to show the youth that WE MUST BE THE CHANGE WE WANT TO SEE. Responding to Kenyans of goodwill asking for my number is 0725249390. At noon we #OcuppyParliament to #RejectFinanceBill2024
WE ARE DONE!! From Rongai to Town on foot to join my fellow Youths in solidarity to #RejectFinanceBill2024 and #OccupyParliament WE MUST BE SEEN - Kuna wazimu hapa Nyayo ameniekelea kiboko ya mgongo naskia hadi kulia nimeketi hapa chini ya flyover nijiskizie kwanza
- I used to take this babe out for pizza and stuff hapo Muindi Mbingu nikihope she'll let me hit,but everytime tukitoka she had an uber on standby kwa exit,ananishow 'aki my parents want me home by 7.30',fast forward ndio nilijua nilikuwa nalisha gaidi alafu inaenda kubingirishwa
