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Eli.kem🕷🇬🇭
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- My aunty has this friend who recently bought a house at East Legon hills, a 3 bedroom house for $100,000. This woman will be in her mid 40s. Out of curiosity, my aunt asked her how was she able to buy the house because she knows she doesn’t have that kind ofPeople are traveling to Dubai and my 50 year old aunt also travelled to Dubai and found out for herself😂😂😂😂
- I’m supposed to take this to my grave but..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂during my relationship with this girl, one time she called me and said she feels like doing something adventurous so we should go on a cake date. I asked myself what’s adventurous about goingGuys can you share one thing you did when you were stupidly in love. Let’s go
- I saw a nice girl here on twitter and I texted her… she was nice and vibely. We had a lengthy conversation and I offered to take her on a date which she agreed. I asked her where she’d like to go and she said she doesn’t really go out, she doesn’t know anywhere so I shouldI think I have to go back to my ex😪
- Somewhere around 2019 December I decided to go to Ghana to spend the Christmas and see friends because I’ve been away for far too long. I arrived I think 3rd December and the plan was to return 2nd January. So as an economic person, I stayed in my parent’s house… noComing for Detty December in Ghana?? Never again!!!
- My best friend’s girlfriend called me late one evening that she is at her boyfriend’s place but the door is locked and she has been trying to call him but he is not picking up. She had travelled all the way from Kumasi to surprise the boy but the boy wasn’t home. I knew where
- Growing up, my parents, my three siblings, and I lived in a rented single room. I slept on the floor with my elder sister and two younger sisters. I was the only boy. One night, I woke up to the low-toned sound of my parents arguing. You know that kind of argument where you'reI don’t know if he ever deserved to be called father!!!
- Don’t try this at home😂😂😂😂so this was around 2022, I was in a Madina troski on my way from Abelemkpe to Tema. So the plan was to get down at the Accra Mall and take another troski from Accra Mall to Tema. So when I was about to sit in the troski, there was a lady sitting atOne day I’ll tell the story of how my fiancée and I met😂😂 I call it “The Risky Rizz”😂😂
- After school, I was looking for a job, everywhere make hot😪😪 Rejection emails here and there, uncles and aunties making plenty of excuses. To wear off time, I was visiting my dad’s site to make sure everything is in place and the workers are on the job. One time I was walkingOne day I’ll tell my story of how I almost became a land guard 😂😂😂
- There was this illegal Ghanaian migrant in the UK who had a South African passport. So before he got to the UK, he lived in South Africa for a year or two and used illegal means to obtain a South African passport and used it to travel to the UK. Those days, travelling from SouthMy dad told me a story about an illegal immigrant in the UK😂😂😂 do you want to hear??
- There was this Ghanaian software developer working at Google. This guy really loved his job and he was part of the developers working on the web browser in 2006. It was a secret project they were working on at that time. One day, he and his friends wereIf I told you the app “Chrome”, the name was coined by a Ghanaian, would you believe me??
- Hmmm… I’m hurting deep inside, bro. I lost a friend, and I blame myself. I feel responsible. I don’t know how to get over this—or if I ever will. This guy and I had been close friends since our days in JHS. One day, out of the blue, he streaked me. He was in the hospital, with
