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Alasdair Beckett-King
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Alasdair Beckett-King
@MisterABK
Find me on Bluesky or basically any other website | Books, Podcasts, Links: linktr.ee/misterabk | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him
Joined November 2014
- I read a list of Glass Onion plotholes, and now I think there needs to be a class in school where they explain what a plothole is. Get rid of PE and replace it with that. A character holding a knife is not a plothole.
- Twitter The Simpsons 🤝 Owned by an evil billionaire Getting worse 4000 characters
- Give a man a fish and he can feed himself for a day. But give him one eighth of a fish, and you can keep the rest of the fish yourself. - Ancient Tory Proverb
- Incredible that "the elephant in the room" means the thing no one is talking about. If I saw an elephant in a room I would bring it up almost immediately.
- "You should never mock someone for mispronouncing something, because it means they learned it by reading," I say, after calling Malcolm X "Malcolm the Tenth".
- I think billionaires should pay throttlingly burdensome taxes, not to improve society, but because it makes them sad.
